Unicorn Sighting in Banff

I worked at a resort hotel outside of Lake Louise for 4 summers... This is not an exaggeration of the ignorance of tourists.

One of the "local" grizzlies was in an open field near the hotel and people were trying to get close enough to die. The General Manager shouted at them and told them to keep back.

Every staff member in the place stopped working to gawk at the bear. While we were enjoying the sight, one of the gift shop girls told me that a woman came running into the gift shop, dragging her (approximately) 3 year old boy behind her in a panic... She wasn't panicking because of the bear, but because we didn't have any honey she could put on her kid's hand for the bear to lick off.

Mother of the Year candidate right there...
 
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For the longest time Elk and Moose were mixed up in German dictionaries/encyclopedias. My grandmother remembers visiting family in Germany years back and took with her pictures she had taken and one was of a moose. When she called it a moose the Germans "corrected" her and said it was an Elk. When my grandmother argued the point they went and got a dictionary or encyclopedia and there was a picture of a moose under the heading of Elk. It also wasn't just the one book either but various other books. My grandmother said it was quite amusing trying to argue the fact that the books were wrong.
 
HammerHand said:
I worked at a resort hotel outside of Lake Louise for 4 summers... This is not an exaggeration of the ignorance of tourists.

One of the "local" grizzlies was in an open field near the hotel and people were trying to get close enough to die. The General Manager shouted at them and told them to keep back.

Every staff member in the place stopped working to gawk at the bear. While we were enjoying the sight, one of the gift shop girls told me that a woman came running into the gift shop, dragging her (approximately) 3 year old boy behind her in a panic... She wasn't panicking because of the bear, but because we didn't have any honey she could put on her kid's hand for the bear to lick off.

Mother of the Year candidate right there...
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Just like the brain donator who is hand feeding those “pot-patch” bears in BC.
Reminds me of the surveyor back in 2004-2005 in Northern Saskatchewan who was feeding wolfs, he went on days off, came back from days off and ended being the main course. I worked with the guy who owned the Lodge he was staying at, all they found was pink snow and a few scraps.

Just proves

1. You can't fix stupid.
2. Darwin was right. Natural selection works.
 
hammerhand said:
i worked at a resort hotel outside of lake louise for 4 summers... This is not an exaggeration of the ignorance of tourists.

One of the "local" grizzlies was in an open field near the hotel and people were trying to get close enough to die. The general manager shouted at them and told them to keep back.

Every staff member in the place stopped working to gawk at the bear. While we were enjoying the sight, one of the gift shop girls told me that a woman came running into the gift shop, dragging her (approximately) 3 year old boy behind her in a panic... She wasn't panicking because of the bear, but because we didn't have any honey she could put on her kid's hand for the bear to lick off.

Mother of the year candidate right there...
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omfg...
 
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