US hunters find BigFoot, wtf!

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From Times OnlineAugust 14, 2008

US hunters claim to have found Bigfoot

Philippe Naughton

Two American hunters say they have a bit of a surprise in their freezer: a Bigfoot, or Sasquatch.

The pair, Matthew Whitton and Rick Dyer, say that they discovered the body of the mythical apeman in a remote forest in northern Georgia - USA not Eastern Europe - about two weeks ago.

They plan to present "DNA evidence and photo evidence of the creature" at a press conference in Palo Alto, California, tomorrow and an associate said that the body would be on show as well.

Mr Whitton is a Georgia police officer currently on leave after being shot in the line of duty while Mr Dyer is a former prison warden. The two men also run a Bigfoot tracking business.

Photos already posted on the web show a large ape-like creature crammed into a domestic chest freezer.

Announcing their find, the cryptozoologists said that the creature was seven foot seven inches (2.31m) tall and weighs over 500lb (230kg). It is has both human and ape-like features and - as its nickname suggests - huge flat feet measuring 16-3/4 inches (42.5 cm) in length.

Mr Whitton and Mr Dyer say that they are sure the creature walks upright because they sighted several of them on the day that they found the creature's body.

The claims have been met with widespread scepticism but the pair have won the backing of America's best know Bigfoot hunter, Tom Biscardi, who has been searching for the creature since 1971 and says that he is sure the find is authentic.

"It's a huge situation for me after 35 years, because I've wanted to bring one back," Mr Biscardi told the Sydney Morning Herald.

"They showed me the body. They took me to the area where they found it - it took a day and a half to get there."

"I got to be honest, when I first saw it I hated to see it in that state it was in. I wanted to capture one so the world could see it walking. I guess this is the next best thing for the time being," he said.

Mr Biscardi said that a video filmed by the two men the day they found the body showed at least "three others walking upright like a man". He is now co-operating with the two men in trying to capture another Bigfoot alive.

Speaking of tomorrow's press conference, he added: "We'll release the DNA analysis, and we'll have the body right next to the two boys ... then you can see it's real, that it's not all bull####."

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/us_and_americas/article4531119.ece
 
Ill just say innocent until proven guilty...

Though, I want some biologists to take a gander and make a report.

Im not going to get excited until a well trained non government agent gets in there
 
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With the shallow genetic pool of the backwoods south-eastern US, who is to say that they have not found someone's cousin/son/father/brother who ran away. Look !! Inbreeders........ :D
 
"Whitton, 33 - who is currently on leave from police work after accidentally shooting himself while pursuing "

Hit him in the ass. Ya blew his brains out
 
Got this item this morning.
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Two men who claim to have stumbled across a Bigfoot corpse in the woods of northern Georgia indignantly stood by their story at a news conference in Palo Alto during which they attempted to offer as evidence of the creature's existence an email from a University of Minnesota scientist.

But all the email from the scientist said was that of three DNA samples submitted, one was human, one was likely a possum and the third could not be tested because of technical problems
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For fifty years I have preached that someone could make me believe in the tooth fairy, santa claus and anything else, before they could convince me there was a "bigfoot." So again, I am spared the humble task of saying I was wrong!
 
15 min of fame can lead to a lifetime of shame. Rick Dyer and Matthew Whitton - the masterminds behind this - are both is deep schitt due to this hoax.
 
I knew I had seen this photo somewhere before. This is actually a picture of my uncle Chester on vacation in Toronto from Newfoundland. He had jumped in the freezer to keep himself and his beer cool but feel asleep and my aunt closed the lid by mistake ( so she claims)

Plus we all know that the 1 and only real bigfoot to have ever been captured on film and killed is in the very well done documentary " Strange Wilderness"

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Who doubt of the existence of Sasquatch (and Bigfoot, and Yeti, Almas, Barmanou, Chuchunaa, Fear Liath, Hibagon, Kapre, Người Rừng, Nuk-luk, Orang Mawas, Orang Pendek, Yeren, Yowie?...
Like the Chupacabra, Lake Monsters or Dragons, they deserve to live (in our imagination, at least... (lol!)).

Maybe they'll show us an evidence as good as this "Genuine" Yeti scalp!

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Please note the cash on the far right side!
 
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