Watch out for tree huggers! (Hunt camp humour)

[John Y Cannuck]

>Tree hugger
>>
>>
>> While walking through the Northern California woods a man came up to
>> another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree trunk.
>> Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what the heck are you
>> doing?"
>> "I'm a nature lover. I'm listening to the music of the tree," the other
>> man replied.
>> "You gotta be kiddin' me."
>> "No, would you like to give it a try?"
>> Understandably curious, the man says, "Well, OK..."
>> So he wrapped his arms around the tree and pressed his ear up against
>> it.
>> With this, the other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his
>> wallet, jewelry, car keys, then stripped him naked and left.
>> Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy
>> handcuffed to the tree, stark naked, and asked, "What the hell happened
>> to you?" He told the guy the whole story about how he got there.
>> When he finished telling his story, the other guy shook his head in
>> sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him behind the ear and said,
>> "Looks like this just isn't gonna be your day."

 

[OnnO]

Hey John, be careful to post hunt camp humour/jokes here!

See how my brokeback mountain thread became...