Thanks Guys, sorry for the delay but I've been out of the country in business. I'll put these tips into practice and see if I get any better
BTW I was accosted in a store once and accused of being 'sinister' by someone who saw me signing a credit card slip left handed. When I said 'pardon?' he further explained to me that left handed people were the 'spawn of the devil' so maybe Relliott is onto something here.......
Of course the local mental heath unit was trying a 'Care in the Community' program at the time and given that gents appearance and the fact he ran off when the store clerk said 'Calm down Brian' maybe the program wasn't working out that well.......