What have you found while hunting ?

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Adrian J Hare

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Well I always hear or read the question - What have you found while turkey hunting or hunting ? Today tops it all off as a friend and I took off on a scouting trip in the Big Cypress area in Florida and drove way down a road and drove this one way road in 19km. We pass a car with Vultures all around it park in a pull off. As we did our scout and came back out and drove down the road past it again we decided to stop and check out why these vultures are again all around it. If we didn't find a dead body in a car ! in the back seat. We went to the sheriff's office and reported it. Not much for turkey sign it was kind a dead !!!!!!!!!!
 
Two hunters are out in the woods when they spot what looks like a dead body in the back seat of a car. He doesn't seem to be breathing. One of them whips out a phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "I think this guy is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"
 
Lots of junk but fortunately no dead bodies although I had one pulled up beside me one day while perch fishing at the Queenston Sand Docks on the Niagara River when I was 17. Guy fishing next to me hooked into it and brought it up, that was a day I won't forget.
 
Late 60's, grouse & woodcock hunting well north of the GTA ... a very warmish October day.

After roaming about unproductively with the dog for maybe half an hour, buddy & I come to a little clearing
accessible from the next concession road over. In the clearing is what looks to be a Ferrari and we're in on
a half hour nudey photo shoot. Lordy, she had a deluxe pair of ta-tas ! It was easy to stay hidden to enjoy the
show from about 60 yards away ... but a little tougher keeping the dog quiet & still !

We backed out & carried on after the show ... and did take a a couple of grouse. The woodcock were pretty
spotty as we were to early for flight birds.
 
where I hunt I usually find a few grow ops in the woods. some of the plants are big and smell very strong. I usually smell them before I find them and don't bother with the plants as I don't smoke.
 
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CZ_Brno said:
Two hunters are out in the woods when they spot what looks like a dead body in the back seat of a car. He doesn't seem to be breathing. One of them whips out a phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "I think this guy is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"
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