Wife's not happy

[Mumptia]

Made a ton of goose jerky last night.

I made some minor changes to my recipe and it turned out pretty good I think.

Gave a couple of bags out in the halls of my school and the kids gave it two hairy thumbs up.

I found a new system of drying my meat. Instead of using my smoker at super low heat and 8 hours I am now using my propane hibachi(sp) on low for about and hour. Does a great job.

He,he, the problems started when I didn't want to go in and out of the garage all night so I hauled the whole contraption into the garage.

The missus thought I may have been a little loopy when she came to see what I was doing and she had a hard time seeing across to me.

The jerky turned out fantastic and the hibachi worked like a charm. The smoke and fumes have subsided and ....

my gargage (which is the main entrance) now smells like I never turned off the burner.

Is there a "Febreeze" for garages?

Didi I mention that her van was parked in there overnight?:

 

[Rackmastr]

Hahaha....
Sorry I cant be any help but that made my day to read that......reminds me of so many projects gone bad....

 

[death-junky]

hahahahahaha woops i never herd of anything like that
talk to ya all later
Riley

 

[Montalban]

Ouch! Hope that couch is real comfy ;-)

 

[dumbdawg]

any dawgs chaseing her van

 

[Doug]

Hell, that's nothing! I bought a hunt camp yesterday and my wife does not know about it yet because she has been away..............

"Hi Honey! I spent a couple years' pay on a hunt camp!"

But at least I have a place to go when she kicks me out.............. ;-)

Doug

 

[Montalban]

Hell, that's nothing! I bought a hunt camp yesterday and my wife does not know about it yet because she has been away..............

"Hi Honey! I spent a couple years' pay on a hunt camp!"

But at least I have a place to go when she kicks me out.............. ;-)

Doug

Dude! That place can also double as a retreat when the inlaws come into town. Wise move on your part!

 

[Mumptia]

Hell, that's nothing! I bought a hunt camp yesterday and my wife does not know about it yet because she has been away..............

"Hi Honey! I spent a couple years' pay on a hunt camp!"

But at least I have a place to go when she kicks me out.............. ;-)

Doug

I stand correccted Doug, I am just a mini a-hole you are a big one ha,ha,


We are as graceful as a cow that stepped on its own udder.

 

[K98]

Hell, that's nothing! I bought a hunt camp yesterday and my wife does not know about it yet because she has been away..............

"Hi Honey! I spent a couple years' pay on a hunt camp!"

But at least I have a place to go when she kicks me out.............. ;-)

Doug

....and you did that so you can invite all of us CGN's to come up to stay for free in hunting season???

and free beer? ....

Mighty nice of you Doug!

 

[dw]

This thread is the best one I have read in a while

Great job guys.

 

[Doug]

well Suzy is home now and I told her I bought a hunt camp.

She was pretty good about it. We have come a long way since she threw a fit when I bought a boat for a couple thousand bucks...........mind you that was about six months pay at that time too!

So I don't even have to live at the camp 12 months a year!

Doug

 

[dumbdawg]

women just when you thought you had them figured out

 

[John Y Cannuck]

So where did you buy the camp?

Back on subject

were the windows down on the van?

 

[BigUglyMan]

I stand correccted Doug, I am just a mini a-hole you are a big one ha,ha,

Yup, the kind we all aspire to be just like!

 

[dizzy dan 1]

Where is it located Doug. DAN>>>

 

[Doug]

The camp is south of Merrickville on the Merrickville-Maitland Road (Cty 15).

Dan you need to get a turkey licence and I will loan you a shotgun, I figure this camp is about two hours from you.

Sorry for the hijack.................yes I am a big a**hole............but I never smoked jerky in the house. Mind you, in my last house I did melt some BADDDDDD lead in my lead furnace in the house basement, and the fumes pretty near killed me. You know there is too much crap in the lead when it starts to smoke and you can't breathe.............

Doug

 

[fogducker]

The camp is south of Merrickville on the Merrickville-Maitland Road (Cty 15).

Dan you need to get a turkey licence and I will loan you a shotgun, I figure this camp is about two hours from you.

Sorry for the hijack.................yes I am a big a**hole............but I never smoked jerky in the house. Mind you, in my last house I did melt some BADDDDDD lead in my lead furnace in the house basement, and the fumes pretty near killed me. You know there is too much crap in the lead when it starts to smoke and you can't breathe.............

Doug

well let hijack some more here
if dan get,s to go to the camp don want,s to go to ..
but if dan and don gets to go --------(add your name here folks ) want to go to

 

[Mumptia]

No high jack here Doug,

Glad to see we are all laughing for a change.

But it does give me an idea for another thread.............................

 

[fogducker]

No high jack here Doug,

Glad to see we are all laughing for a change.

But it does give me an idea for another thread.............................

before you do that Mumptia.. get your name on the list

 

[Mumptia]

well let hijack some more here
if dan get,s to go to the camp don want,s to go to ..
but if dan and don gets to go Mumptia(add your name here folks ) want to go to

I'm in.............................Ha, ha,

Give me three days notice so I can get there in time. he,he