You know your a hunter when........

[Win94]

So this morning i am relaxing on the couch with Hunter our 11 month old. We are watching the Treehouse channel and Little Bear is on. While we are watching, mother bear is at the kitchen sink peeling an apple or a potatoe. The whole time i am thinking of proper shot placement for the way she is standing at the sink and thinking that damn apron she has on is a real fricken hinderance for placing the shot.

....................bring on spring bear

 

[whammy]

ahahaha, thanks for th chuckle

 

[Republic of Alberta]

I would pass on her and wait for Father Bear.

 

[Win94]

Father Bear was sitting at the kitchen table. Terrible positioning.

 

[todbartell]

does your kid get confused and cry when you watch HeMan and the Masters of the Universe?

 

[Alberta Bigbore]

So this morning i am relaxing on the couch with Hunter our 11 month old. We are watching the Treehouse channel and Little Bear is on. While we are watching, mother bear is at the kitchen sink peeling an apple or a potatoe. The whole time i am thinking of proper shot placement for the way she is standing at the sink and thinking that damn apron she has on is a real fricken hinderance for placing the shot.

....................bring on spring bear

Hello my brother from a different mother!!! we are the same, but ill look at shot placemtn on sesame street, blues clues, scooby doo, etc. And my 2.5 year old is also named " Hunter " (freaky)

 

[12magnum]

if you were here in ontario, you'd have to wait until next fall to get your shot placement right, not in the spring.

 

[Salty]

Maybe you should get a toy gun that shoots darts with suction cups and practice your marksmanship on the tube?

 

[fester]

Maybe you should get a toy gun that shoots darts with suction cups and practice your marksmanship on the tube?

yah right on you could get a bow one to for bow only season

 

[qd-ziggy]

Ethical hunting guys ! no shooting momma bear with cub at foot go for papa !!!

 

[ninepointer]

Personally, I would bide my time until an episode of Franklin comes on. Then patiently wait for Franklin's buddy, Moose, to appear. Have you seen the width of that rack on Moose?!!!!

 

[Demonical]

.......

 

[Win94]

.........................thats too awesome Demonical!!

 

[Silverado]

You'll have started your job when the youngster makes archery motions at the TV...

 

[Boomer454]

I have been saying things like "Why the hell doesn't Little bear just eat the damn duck" For 9 years. I even made up alternate lyrics for Franklin. I don't remember them right now but they had something about turtle soup, and it really annoyed my wife!


Demonical: I have the same thoughts!!

 

[CNADNSL8-5]

So this morning i am relaxing on the couch with Hunter our 11 month old.....................

I'd say I knew you were a hunter at that point. Cool name.

 

[Jamie Hunt]

This thread reminds me of a song I sang to my oldest daughter (8 now)
It was sung to the tune of "Mr Sun"

The original version goes like this

Mr Sun, Sun, Mr Golden sun hiding behind the clouds, these little children are asking you you, please come out so we can play with you. Mr Sun, Sun Mr Golden sun please come out and, please come out and, please come pout and PLAY!

My new version goes like this

Mr Bear, Bear, Mr Brown Bear hiding behind the tree's. These little hunters want to look at you, please come out so we can shoot at you. Mr Bear, Bear, Mr Brown bear please come out and, please come out and please come out and die....

My kids would roll will laughter over that song. She still knows it. I understand she sung it at school and received a minor scolding for it. LOLOLOLOL


Jamie

 

[Foxer]

I understand she sung it at school and received a minor scolding for it. LOLOLOLOL

And well she should!!!! After all, black bears are MUCH tastier (snicker!)