You might not be a redneck if...

When I win my millions of dollars in the LottoMax, I plan to travel to this famed H&H Shooting grounds.

I will DEMAND to use my OD green painted, $40 pump action Savage 30E shotgun. Probably with elcheapo Winchester universal shells too. Just to see the higher echelon of society turn their noses at it.
 
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