Here's an old one from our hunt camp:
The Buck Wrangler
A true tale from the 1961 hunt at the Beaver Meadow Hunt Club
As stories of a hunter’s first deer go, John would probably be satisfied to say little more than his first deer was a big 10-pointer shot in 1961 at the watch known as Elkart Horseshoe Number 8. That of course is not much of a story. But fortunately for us, late one night in camp and encouraged by of a bit of whiskey, John revealed just enough information to give us a real hunting tale.
John, who was a mere 24 years old at the time, had sat down with a back against a big red pine. With the warm sun on his face, he was soon “resting his eyes”, as the saying goes. It was around ten o’clock in the morning that John was snapped alert by the sound of gunshots and he saw a big buck staring right at him. John fired his .300 Savage and the buck jumped in the air, fell over backwards, got up and ran! John then let loose a hail of bullets during which the buck fell twice more, only to get up and run each time. Finally John’s gun went “click!” as the firing pin fell on an empty chamber. He was out of bullets, but with the buck not quite dead yet, our hunter found himself in a difficult situation. He knew he could not let his first deer get away, especially after all that shooting. So with the kind of ingenuity that would later serve him well in his career in nuclear generating stations, John quickly devised a plan! Taking a rope from his pocket, he tied it around the buck’s antlers, all the while keeping a cautious eye in the event that the buck should leap to its feet. The other end of the rope he firmly tied to a tree. With the buck now safely secured with no chance of escape (John hoped), he ran to the next deer watch to borrow some bullets from George, who also happened to shoot a .300 Savage.
George was an experienced member of the camp and when he heard John’s story, his eyes widened in astonishment. George knew that if the other hunters discovered what the young hunter had done, John would never hear the end of it! Feeling compassion for the rookie, George quickly gave him some bullets and sent him on his way to get that rope off of the deer as fast as he could. With speed that rivaled that of a deer, John ran back to his watch, but he was too late. The rest of the hunters heard the shots and had already gathered at the spot. They stood there, some grinning and some scratching their heads trying to make sense of the peculiar sight of stone-dead buck tied to a tree!
In the few brief moments that it had taken John to shoot that deer, he had provided the jokers in the camp with a virtual treasure-trove of material to draw from. For the rest of the week John had to put up with wise-cracks about his lack-luster shooting abilities, his newly found rodeo roping skills and comments such as, “Hey John, maybe your Mommy will pack more bullets for you next time!” But none of that bothered John – all that mattered was that he’d shot his first deer and it was BIG BUCK!