zombie thing gone too far..

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Ok. I understand the whole zombie thing. I get it. Put zombies on an ammo box and people will pay more for it. It's simple marketing.

But this?

"The Zombie Blaster™ is intended for close encounter combat with a Zombie (or several when the apocalypse happens). Don't let the non projectile mega blank fool you, the new ammo packs a huge muzzle flash along with such an intense concussion punch that it will deafen, blind and then knock the brains right out of a Zombie… guaranteed! It should never be fired directly at persons. No Zombie "bug out bag" should be without it. Get ready for the apocalypse by purchasing some of these shells and practicing on Zombie targets at the shooting range. Muzzle Velocity: 12ga: n/a Decibel Rating: 110-115dba."


These come in 5 rounds and cost 4.50 a piece.

What in tarnation do these have to do with zombies?

Maybe it's a sign I'm getting old when things like this bother me.

It's like spam coming out with "zombie spam" and market it as a food good for the zombpocolypse - and then charge double.
 
meh, if someone wants to pay, let them

if this is what it looks like then that is pretty cool:
zombieblaster_ammo.jpg


29 second mark is the only time it gets fired, the rest of the video is very lame
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At that range a .22 short will do the job just as well, also it would be a ##### to have to be cleaning rotten Zombie brains off your clothes all the time!
 
As close as you can get to civvy-legal flashbangs. Nothing to do with zombies, but that's what sells these days. For the same price, you can get 12 gauge bearbangers that fly 150 feet and then give the same blast.
 
MrTwitch said:
As close as you can get to civvy-legal flashbangs. Nothing to do with zombies, but that's what sells these days. For the same price, you can get 12 gauge bearbangers that fly 150 feet and then give the same blast.
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Yeah, but some like it close and personnal :D
 
Wow. Apparently it's available in .410 as well. According to all the zombie research I've done, that is far too little stopping power for zombies.

To be totally honest though, the entirety of my research was done on the walk from my living room to my kitchen for a fresh beer.
 
I bought some. They do work just like the picture in the first post. Huge muzzle flash and loud!! It sounds more like a cannon than a shot gun out of a 15 inch barrel. I will warn you if you are the shooter they will damn near blind you in low light situations. Look away when you shoot. Let your friend shoot some so you can watch from the side.

The zombie aspect is what it is, but they make grown men giggle like school girls when you are firing them off. Lot's of fun and worth the coin to me. I could care less about the zombie part. They could have labeled them muzzle flashies for all I care.:D
 
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