So i mailed my sg542 to get cerakoted

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Please do not post pictures of this monstrosity when it comes back from the paint shop. Me seeing a picture of a destroyed SG542 will most likely keep me awake all night curled up in the fetal position in bed, while rocking back and foward and muttering to myself. Some nightmares can't be unseen.
 
Should we assume that you suffer from colour blindness and this is your way of punishing the friends you go shooting with?
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,,,or is this to match one of your Elvis-like jump suits?
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burtjani said:
..like customizing a car.Makin it mine..
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There's customizing...
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And then there's customizing....
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Ebola said:
Please do not post pictures of this monstrosity when it comes back from the paint shop. Me seeing a picture of a destroyed SG542 will most likely keep me awake all night curled up in the fetal position in bed, while rocking back and foward and muttering to myself. Some nightmares can't be unseen.
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You need to find another hobby then.....that reaction to someone else's firearm should be grounds for a PAL revocation!
 
because why not that's why. Wouldn't do it to my own, but more then happy to get a laugh from yours... Yes I would take a pic shooting it also !
 
burtjani said:
So today i mailed out my sg542 to cerakoted by backwoods gunsmithing... Its not your normal colours by the way... It is going to have a base colour of safety orange with bright purple camo stripes. Then it gets better... the barrel and gas sytem to be zombie green with other small pieces on the rifle. Scope and bipod are reversed colors of bright purple base and saftey orang camo Stripes.. Im excited to see what its goin to look like!!
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Based on the above, I'm also assuming there's a full-length men's mink coat hanging in your closet, next to a purple velour three-piece suit and matching fedora, and you wear a heavy gold pinky ring on your left hand 'cause that's yo pimpin' hand? ;)

So, how close was I? Laugh2
 
X-man said:
Based on the above, I'm also assuming there's a full-length men's mink coat hanging in your closet, next to a purple velour three-piece suit and matching fedora, and you wear a heavy gold pinky ring on your left hand 'cause that's yo pimpin' hand? ;)

So, how close was I? Laugh2
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Your post made me think of this:

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You are bidding on a mistake.

We all make mistakes. We date the wrong people for too long. We chew gum with our mouths open. We say inappropriate things in front of the wrong people.

And we buy leather pants.

I can explain these pants and why they are in my possession. I bought them many, many years ago under the spell of a woman whom I believed to have taste. She suggested I try them on. I did. She said they looked good. I wanted to have a relationship of sorts with her. I'm stupid and prone to impulsive decisions. I bought the pants.

The relationship, probably for better, never materialized. The girl, whose name I can't even recall, is a distant memory. I think she was short.

Ultimately the pants were placed in the closet where they have remained, unworn, for nearly a decade. I would like to emphasize that: Aside from trying these pants on, they have never, ever been worn. In public or private.

I have not worn these leather pants for the following reasons:

I am not a member of Queen.
I do not like motorcycles.
I am not Rod Stewart.
I am not French.
I do not cruise for transvestites in an expensive sports car.

These were not cheap leather pants. They are Donna Karan leather pants. They're for men. Brave men, I would think. Perhaps tattooed, pierced men. In fact, I'll go so far as to say you either have to be very tough, very ###, or very famous to wear these pants and get away with it.

Again, they're men's pants, but they'd probably look great on the right lady. Ladies can get away with leather pants much more often than men can. It's a sad fact that men who own leather pants will have to come to terms with.

They are size 34x34. I am no longer size 34x34, so even were I to suddenly decide I was a famous ### biker I would not be able to wear these pants. These pants are destined for someone else. For reasons unknown - perhaps to keep my options open, in case I wanted to become a pirate - I shuffled these unworn pants from house to house, closet to closet. Alas, it is now time to part ways so that I may use the extra room for any rhinestone-studded jeans I may purchase in the future.

These pants are in excellent condition. They were never taken on pirate expeditions. They weren't worn onstage. They didn't straddle a Harley, or a guy named Harley. They just hung there, sad and ignored, for a few presidencies.

Someone, somewhere, will look great in these pants. I'm hoping that someone is you, or that you can be suckered into buying them by a girl you're trying to bed.
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