Some Times You Just Have To Laugh

[BigUglyMan]

My kids' bus driver brought her boys over trick-or-treating last night. These two kids love hunting but they're kids and they obviously haven't had any opportunity to travel far and wide. They were looking over my hunting photos in my gun room (hint, if you want to feel Mega, invite a couple of small town hunting nut kids to peruse your photos and taxidermy) and we came onto the photo of my Cape Buffalo. The younger boy gets wide-eyed and says:

"Whoa, what's that?"

"That's a Cape. Buffalo."

"Where's it from, Cape Breton?"

Gave me a good chuckle.

Post your own funny kid reminiscences.

 

[kamlooky]

Sooooooooo, Biggly'un, whut did you put in their bags?

Handfull awff 22 rounds or shewtzgun shells?

 

[Ardent]

My son was taken down by a lion cub at a rescue center in South Africa. He cried a good deal as it drew blood, but he was quickly reassured when I asked how many kids he knew had fought a lion? Suddenly his chin was up.

 

[hoytcanon]

Non-hunting related, but cute...

My youngest daughter became very upset when she saw my oldest daughter taking toast out of the toaster... with grave concern, she exclaimed, "Carli, you can't eat that!!! You're lac-toast-intolerant!"

 

[BigUglyMan]

Sooooooooo, Biggly'un, whut did you put in their bags?

Handfull awff 22 rounds or shewtzgun shells?

Looky... that would be unkosher. I have decided that they will be the recipients of my previously enjoyed hunting mags. The last guy I made that offer to apparently stopped taking them home from work (I saw them lying on his desk for months). I'm sure these lads will appreciate them more.

 

[the spank]

Non-hunting related, but cute...

My youngest daughter became very upset when she saw my oldest daughter taking toast out of the toaster... with grave concern, she exclaimed, "Carli, you can't eat that!!! You're lac-toast-intolerant!"

Now that's funny!!

 

[horseman2]

Grandson held his hand out and a young deer came close enough to sniff his fingers.
Friend: You couldn't get closer to a deer again if you tried.
Granddaughter: You could if you were eating it.

 

[Boomer]

When the kids here were met by a 140+ pound, floppy eared Cane-Corso, they didn't even see the buffalo skull on the wall in front of them.

 

[anchor3593]

Kids came over on H-night dressed as doctors and one had a plastic heart in his hand with tubes in it - so my wife brought them a deer heart - warm out of the deer still - for the wide-eyed kids to see and touch.