Jaydog goes hunting: mixed bag in the Falkland Islands

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So I got home from NZ and found out that Shania Twain's pool in the Falkland Islands needs an emergency cleaning...... ;)

Just an hour ago I got confirmation that my firearms permit here is approved and I'm booked for a mixed bag hunt (geese, ducks and hares) on Friday. Tomorrow will be a long day to get work done and be ready but the chance to hunt in such a unique location has me hopping and we will likely be all over some great historical land from the war- Goose Green and Darwin.

Big thanks to the Falkland's police- they processed my firearms application in 24 hours! I'm a bit rusty on shotgunning this year but rabbits are one of my favorite hunts. Its a kids hunt where I grew up, but then I never really grew up so maybe that's why I like it so much. :redface:
 
Damn lucky fella! Be kind to the Kelpers, and remember this time of year is their Remembrance Day recollections of the Argentinian invasion.
 
Yep, the anniversary of the invasion was the day I arrived. Its still a daily, ongoing topic of discussion and its amazing how much influence Argentina has on the daily life of the people here.
In case anyone else is thinking of coming here- hunting and fishing is free, even for foreigners. Happy days! :)
 
Make sure you pay attention to where you go walking for hare hunting. The Argentinians left more than memories. There are unexploded landmines all over the island, especially around the coastline and surrounding fields. All great areas for hare burrows...less great if you weigh more than the hares. Grazing unsuspecting sheep explode on a regular basis in the fields.
Areas are usually well posted but keep an eye out for these signs. I took these during my last trip there and they are no joke. Enjoy your hunt!!

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Make sure you pay attention to where you go walking for hare hunting. The Argentinians left more than memories. There are unexploded landmines all over the island, especially around the coastline and surrounding fields. All great areas for hare burrows...less great if you weigh more than the hares. Grazing unsuspecting sheep explode on a regular basis in the fields.
Areas are usually well posted but keep an eye out for these signs. I took these during my last trip there and they are no joke. Enjoy your hunt!!
Warning duly noted! I do love a good rabbit hunt but nothing is worth losing a leg over. Such a waste of land for lifetimes afterwards- a good thing they have it all well marked.
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That brings back memories as a young lad in Lancashire when we were all buzzing about being at WAR. The Argentinian's didn't count on the Iron Lady!

One another side note Argentina is just like Canada. Large geographically, rich in resources and hobbled economically by a left wing political dynasty. We are just starting down the dynasty phase, happy days, sunny ways my a$$.
 
That brings back memories as a young lad in Lancashire when we were all buzzing about being at WAR. The Argentinian's didn't count on the Iron Lady!

One another side note Argentina is just like Canada. Large geographically, rich in resources and hobbled economically by a left wing political dynasty. We are just starting down the dynasty phase, happy days, sunny ways my a$$.

Having spent a modest amount of time in Argentina, believe me politically there are very, very few similarities. You know, we haven't had multiple coups, thousands haven't been executed for no reason, we don't have a sizable nazi legacy, and we have a functioning economy.
 
My only experience with the Falklands was watching the newscasts about the war. Seemed like a cold place with lots of wind, similar to Newfoundland.
 
My brief time in Argentina makes me glad the similarities between them and us end at population density and natural resources. Their politics and economy are wacky to put it politely....... Despite that Buenos Aires left a favorable impression on me and I'm actively lobbying my father to return on a hunting trip with me.

Back to this trip.
Met the guide this morning, picked up my firearms permit (good for life) and headed out of Stanley. Spent an hour dusting up the truck and chatting about hunting and life on the islands.

First stop: ducks. They have a teal that we were after. Its small, brown.... and crafty! Damn flighty nervous thing. We slopped around in a couple rivers trying to jumpshoot them and although there were plenty around I only had one shot within range. A little hunting humility never hurt anyone. :) I did however see one of the most incredible double rainbows of my life. The ends touched the ground within 50m of me- just amazing!

Second stop: Goose Green. Is where the Argentines locked up all the farmers for a month during the war. I ordered the double breakfast and got lamb chops as one of the options. Delicious!

Third stop: Reseeded fields that the farmers have goose problems on. This wasn't exactly the most challenging hunting I have done in my life..... The geese were determined to eat the fresh green grass (the ONLY green thing I have seen the whole week I have been here and I've driven 2/3 of the east island). I was given a box of ammunition and told to take it all. :) The wind had come up (and the wind here is legendary, being in the 'furious fifties' of the southern ocean) so the geese would hold, take off into wind and then circle downwind like a rocket! I shot enough geese to be thankful for the Comfor Tech Plus recoil reduction stock. :) Being a plague to the farmers it felt good to give back a little. We stopped a couple times to take care of our downed birds and then got back to work.

Fourth stop: Rabbits. We moved off into the tall grass to mop up some geese and get onto my favorite, rabbit. More precisely here: hare. Crossing a couple fields we kicked up nothing but saw lots of sign. I was keen, ready and hopeful but all I got was a nice walk with a gun. OK, this is hunting, not grocery shopping so I was still happy. We spotted some geese and put a stalk on them (goose hunting with no camo, blind, decoys or calls is like big game hunting with a shotgun) and as I shot a goose a rabbit jumped out of his hole to see what was going on. Bad move..... The nail that sticks up gets hammered down! It turned out to be a big buck and holding him by the legs his nose dragged on the ground.

Fifth stop: turnips. Yes, turnips. I had the rabbit fever going and they are known to hammer the turnip fields but we only saw one and I doubted a 100m shot would be effective or ethical so let him go.

Home by 1830h, back to work by 1900h. A guy has to pay for the hunting somehow! ;)

For the curious, the whole day was 320GBP. That includes the firearms permit, lunch, snacks, ammunition, shotgun rental and the guide. Worth every penny (farthing? pence? quid?)!!! To be honest though I think I need to spend some time and money on my shotgun shooting though. Its amazing how taking some time off can really make a guy rusty quick.

Photos once I"m back into reasonable internet. The data caps and bandwidth restrictions here are enough to make you weep or poor or both.
 
Sounds like a really boring day with no variety at all....... Holy crap! After a day like THAT I'd be staggering to the couch, not back to work! But as you say, you gotta pay for it somehow I guess! Looking forward to the pics.
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Excellent report and I had no idea about hunting the Falklands until now, looking forward to the pics!

I made 13 trips to the Falklands back a few years ago and never thought about hunting. With all the minefield signs, I really didn't feel too much like exploring or going for a hike. The bungalow we stayed in on Beaver road backed onto a minefield and peeing into the minefield through the fence was as close as I came to getting into one.

If it wasn't for the peatmoss, you would think you were on the moon. The locals are extremely friendly and look forward to having a new ear to bend. A Brit beer in the pub there was cheaper than in England when I was there. The museum is interesting as the building was built by the Argies before the conflict as a consulate office but the real plan was for a command center for the invasion. The curater there is one of the worlds experts on whales.

The RAF used us as fighter intercept practice on our arrival and would form up on us after for some pics. Excuse the quality of the pics as they are pics of the printed photos that were given to us.
 
So you are in the Falkland Islands and have a day to fill, no problem. Photos as promised.

OK, first you need a shotgun. In this case a Benelli Vinci- something I have wanted to try for awhile. Being a lifelong 870 pump kinda guy this slick Euro semiauto felt a bit sportscar-ish but was a blast.


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Then you need some ducks to hunt. In my case they were in a river with no cover for miles that was wide, too deep to wade across and we had no decoys. Jumpshooting is still tons of fun and we took turns pushing to each other. Many tries with flocks of 20-40 birds but they seemed to know that I don't like shooting more than 40 yards and never flew less than 45 yards from me!


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When you get a little sweaty sneaking around and chasing ducks mother nature will provide a cooling hailstorm to go with the 20 knot winds. Your choice- have your face sandblasted or turn around and go deaf as the hail hammers your hood.


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Now that you are having fun stop off for lunch at the Goose Green diner and take a photo of the church where the Argentinians held the local farmers for a month or so during the war.


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Now head out to make friends with the local farmers by shooting the geese mowing down their freshly reseeded fields. Shoot geese like ammunition is free and only slow down to swear at not bringing your ear protection along. Who knew that WWIII was likely to erupt? In hindsight, only taking a photo of one pass through a field was a mistake too. Sure looks like nothing compare to your average snow goose hunt! The hare in the photo learned the hard way to mind his own business......


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Do you like turnips? So do rabbits! Sadly for me, rabbits like running out of the field 100 yards away too. Stepping on a giant turnip while trying to swing your shotgun on a rabbit is a great way to give yourself a limp in case you are wondering.


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When its all over and you are home take 15 minutes to cook up rabbit liver and onions on toast. It will fill your belly while you work away that night to pay for this outing. The only problem with this meal will be that rabbits only have one liver!


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Nice post!
My father was there both during the war and after.in a civie job building the runway and new buildings
The would get into trouble feeding the sheep beer and chips and watch then run across the mine fields
Many of the sheep were marked and there was a running bet on each marked sheep .if it got blown up your team won the pot of cash.
The heavy ones all ways found a mine first.
So bunch of the boys would seek out to the farmers and feed up the sheep.
One of his Co workers (all ex forces) was shot at by one of the farmers trying to feed one of the sheep.
It got reported and put an end to th fun... for a while.
But the real joke was the guy was from Wales so the whole company was told he got cough sheep sagging !
One of my dad.s better stories
 
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