Things I Would Enjoy More Than Hunting......

[the spank]

in a 400 acre fenced pristine model of modern game management in the Saskatoon region of Canada.

1. An enema
2. A 19th century penile vd scraping
3. Bull riding
4. Eating wild mushrooms without an identification book
5. See number 1

 

[emerson]

Ha, ha, ha...

 

[freezer filler]

mmm...unidentified wild mushrooms

 

[Aniest]

You remind me of this chart...

 

[langbanger]

Depends....... Does the hunt include a high end rifle and a luxury camper trailer by chance?

 

[skypilot]

What about the TP? We never reached consensus on whether that was included along with the fair chase waiver.

 

[TheTooner]

Sounds like this refers to something I haven't heard of yet. Is the Forestry Farm Zoo open for hunting?

 

[hawk-i]

in a 400 acre fenced pristine model of modern game management in the Saskatoon region of Canada.

1. An enema
2. A 19th century penile vd scraping
3. Bull riding
4. Eating wild mushrooms without an identification book
5. See number 1

LMOA....to funny

 

[langbanger]

Sounds like this refers to something I haven't heard of yet. Is the Forestry Farm Zoo open for hunting?

Only if you have donated 6 figures or more to conservation efforts. Oh and your apartment has to smell of rich mahogany.

 

[1963beretta]

Haha....maybe even # 3 right after # 1 and 2

 

[Royzo]

in a 400 acre fenced pristine model of modern game management in the Saskatoon region of Canada.

1. An enema
2. A 19th century penile vd scraping
3. Bull riding
4. Eating wild mushrooms without an identification book
5. See number 1

You must be one tough S.O.B. if you like that list more than hunting.

 

[enabler]

What about the TP? We never reached consensus on whether that was included along with the fair chase waiver.

TP really isn't sustainable so each hunter will be supplied with a bag of dried leaves.

 

[gdrew]

Things I would enjoy more than hunting in a 400 acre fenced pristine model of modern game management in the Saskatoon region of Canada.

1. An enema
2. A 19th century penile vd scraping
3. Bull riding
4. Eating wild mushrooms without an identification book
5. See number 1

A colonoscopy...wooohooo, I can't wait until Wednesday!

 

[nowarningshot]

Leaves can be as fun as the unidentified mushroom thing......try reaching into your pocket and recycle last years Poppy. Note to self, remember to remove the pin.

If your going in for a colonoscopy, make the doctor buy you dinner first.

 

[Superbrad]

TP really isn't sustainable so each hunter will be supplied with a bag of dried leaves.

Besides, why use TP?...... every responsible biologist, conservationist and self appointed expert should be able to wipe with fresh 20's.......

 

[enabler]

Besides, why use TP?...... every responsible biologist, conservationist and self appointed expert should be able to wipe with fresh 20's.......

I don't hunt unless I can have fresh hot towels. We're not savages here.

 

[hoytcanon]

Walking down the meat aisle at the grocery store, spanking the potroast with a 9 iron...

 

[trebor2880]

Nothing unpleasant about a properly administered enema. Some even find it enjoyable!

 

[mark222]

Call me weird, I think I'd rather do the hunt thing.

 

[coyoteking]

in a 400 acre fenced pristine model of modern game management in the Saskatoon region of Canada.

1. An enema
2. A 19th century penile vd scraping
3. Bull riding
4. Eating wild mushrooms without an identification book
5. See number 1

Haha! This made my day.

So he's claiming to be a game management wizard with a whopping 400 acres of high fence? What a hero.