Things I Would Enjoy More Than Hunting......

To make it even worse, after that enema driving home in an AMC Pacer listening to Disco Music..
 
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Things I Would Enjoy More Than Hunting......

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Leaves can be as fun as the unidentified mushroom thing......try reaching into your pocket and recycle last years Poppy. Note to self, remember to remove the pin.

If your going in for a colonoscopy, make the doctor buy you dinner first.

Ask for the souvenir video. You'll be surprised how pink you are inside.
 
just to show my good sportsmanship, I'll take #1, (again), I've had 3 recently, all because of internal bleeding complications from the colonoscope test/check I had! What's one more whole day of chite..........................
The worst that happened was that a nurse didn't properly insert the slide in pot in the commode chair that they gave me beside my bed and you guessed it, while I was sitting there filling it, it fell out on the floor splashing the contents all over the place, even some brown drops on the divider curtain in the room and a lil on the vacant bed's bedspread next to me, no one noticed the spots, I didn't know if I should laugh or get sick when I looked at the spots!
 
just to show my good sportsmanship, I'll take #1, (again), I've had 3 recently, all because of internal bleeding complications from the colonoscope test/check I had! What's one more whole day of chite..........................
The worst that happened was that a nurse didn't properly insert the slide in pot in the commode chair that they gave me beside my bed and you guessed it, while I was sitting there filling it, it fell out on the floor splashing the contents all over the place, even some brown drops on the divider curtain in the room and a lil on the vacant bed's bedspread next to me, no one noticed the spots, I didn't know if I should laugh or get sick when I looked at the spots!

Now I know where the saying "too much info" came from...
 
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