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NL Hunter that is always the way.

I have a friend that won't take anything around his place because it isn't challenging. I don't care either way - opportunity knocks, I open the door.
 
You don't want to kill a doe, you want to go hunting. Its hard feel like you're hunting if its drinking out of your garden hose.;)

Had a little one sniffing my blind the other day. I was considering whether I could grab it by hand and live to tell the tale.
Doesn't look that hard lol.....3:45 action starts.
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Found it . Hilarious . I have a similar quick story . An Indian i know on the Wiki Rez on Manitoulin Island got well lubricated and got in an argument over bear fighting . He and both of his brothers played hockey and football so he put on all the hockey and football gear and headed for the dump in the passenger side of a truck with another truck of witnesses following . He bailed out and got a 200 pound bear in a headlock and tried to pin it . At first the bear did nothing but quickly got fed up with this Indian trying to twist it;s neck . I wasn't there but got the call from his mother for me to go to the hospital in Sudbury to see how he was . He wasn't good , in fact , he lost badly . The bear didn't claw him but bit him everywhere through his hydro parka where ever he didn't have hockey gear . He was full of holes . It was reported in the paper as a bear attack but they left out the part of a looped up Ojibway who started the fight . 40 years ago .




I had this idea that I was going to rope a deer, put it in a stall, feed it up on corn for a couple of weeks, then kill it and eat it. The first step in this adventure was getting a deer. I figured that, since they congregate at my cattle feeder and do not seem to have much fear of me when we are there (a bold one will sometimes come right up and sniff at the bags of feed while I am in the back of the truck not 4 feet away), it should not be difficult to rope one, get up to it and toss a bag over its head (to calm it down) then hog tie it and transport it home.

I filled the cattle feeder then hid down at the end with my rope. The cattle, having seen the roping thing before, stayed well back. They were not having any of it. After about 20 minutes, my deer showed up — 3 of them. I picked out a likely looking one, stepped out from the end of the feeder, and threw my rope. The deer just stood there and stared at me. I wrapped the rope around my waist and twisted the end so I would have a good hold. The deer still just stood and stared at me, but you could tell it was mildly concerned about the whole rope situation. I took a step towards it...it took a step away. I put a little tension on the rope and then received an education.

The first thing that I learned is that, while a deer may just stand there looking at you funny while you rope it, they are spurred to action when you start pulling on that rope. That deer EXPLODED.

The second thing I learned is that pound for pound, a deer is a LOT stronger than a cow or a colt. A cow or a colt in that weight range I could fight down with a rope and with some dignity. A deer— no chance. That thing ran and bucked and twisted and pulled. There was no controlling it and certainly no getting close to it. As it jerked me off my feet and started dragging me across the ground, it occurred to me that having a deer on a rope was not nearly as good an idea as I had originally imagined. The only upside is that they do not have as much stamina as many other animals. A brief 10 minutes later, it was tired and not nearly as quick to jerk me off my feet and drag me when I managed to get up. It took me a few minutes to realize this, since I was mostly blinded by the blood flowing out of the big gash in my head.

At that point, I had lost my taste for corn-fed venison. I just wanted to get that devil creature off the end of that rope. I figured if I just let it go with the rope hanging around its neck, it would likely die slowly and painfully somewhere. At the time, there was no love at all between me and that deer. At that moment, I hated the thing, and I would venture a guess that the feeling was mutual. Despite the gash in my head and the several large knots where I had cleverly arrested the deer's momentum by bracing my head against various large rocks as it dragged me across the ground, I could still think clearly enough to recognize that there was a small chance that I shared some tiny amount of responsibility for the situation we were in, so I didn't want the deer to have it suffer a slow death, so I managed to get it lined back up in between my truck and the feeder - a little trap I had set beforehand ... kind of like a squeeze chute. I got it to back in there and I started moving up so I could get my rope back.

Did you know that deer bite? They do! I never in a million years would have thought that a deer would bite somebody, so I was very surprised when I reached up there to grab that rope and the deer grabbed hold of my wrist. Now, when a deer bites you, it is not like being bit by a horse where they just bite you and then let go. A deer bites you and shakes its head — almost like a pit bull. They bite HARD and it hurts.

The proper thing to do when a deer bites you is probably to freeze and draw back slowly. I tried screaming and shaking instead. My method was ineffective. It seems like the deer was biting and shaking for several minutes, but it was likely only several seconds. I, being smarter than a deer (though you may be questioning that claim by now) tricked it. While I kept it busy tearing the bejesus out of my right arm, I reached up with my left hand and pulled that rope loose.

That was when I got my final lesson in deer behavior for the day. Deer will strike at you with their front feet. They rear right up on their back feet and strike right about head and shoulder level, and their hooves are surprisingly sharp. I learned a long time ago that, when an animal — like a horse — strikes at you with their hooves and you can't get away easily, the best thing to do is try to make a loud noise and make an aggressive move towards the animal. This will usually cause them to back down a bit so you can escape. This was not a horse. This was a deer, so obviously, such trickery would not work. In the course of a millisecond, I devised a different strategy. I screamed like a woman and tried to turn and run.

The reason I had always been told NOT to try to turn and run from a horse that paws at you is that there is a good chance that it will hit you in the back of the head. Deer may not be so different from horses after all, besides being twice as strong and 3 times as evil, because the second I turned to run, it hit me right in the back of the head and knocked me down. Now, when a deer paws at you and knocks you down, it does not immediately leave. I suspect it does not recognize that the danger has passed. What they do instead is paw your back and jump up and down on you while you are lying there crying like a little girl and covering your head. I finally managed to crawl under the truck and the deer went away.
 
What's this about a cowboy roping a deer ?

I had this idea that I was going to rope a deer, put it in a stall, sweet feed it on corn for a few weeks, then butcher it and eat it. Yum! Corn-fed venison. The first step in this adventure was getting a deer. ( the names have been removed to protect the stupid))


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Found it . Hilarious . I have a similar quick story . An Indian i know on the Wiki Rez on Manitoulin Island got well lubricated and got in an argument over bear fighting . He and both of his brothers played hockey and football so he put on all the hockey and football gear and headed for the dump in the passenger side of a truck with another truck of witnesses following . He bailed out and got a 200 pound bear in a headlock and tried to pin it . At first the bear did nothing but quickly got fed up with this Indian trying to twist it;s neck . I wasn't there but got the call from his mother for me to go to the hospital in Sudbury to see how he was . He wasn't good , in fact , he lost badly . The bear didn't claw him but bit him everywhere through his hydro parka where ever he didn't have hockey gear . He was full of holes . It was reported in the paper as a bear attack but they left out the part of a looped up Ojibway who started the fight . 40 years ago .




I had this idea that I was going to rope a deer, put it in a stall, feed it up on corn for a couple of weeks, then kill it and eat it. The first step in this adventure was getting a deer. I figured that, since they congregate at my cattle feeder and do not seem to have much fear of me when we are there (a bold one will sometimes come right up and sniff at the bags of feed while I am in the back of the truck not 4 feet away), it should not be difficult to rope one, get up to it and toss a bag over its head (to calm it down) then hog tie it and transport it home.

I filled the cattle feeder then hid down at the end with my rope. The cattle, having seen the roping thing before, stayed well back. They were not having any of it. After about 20 minutes, my deer showed up — 3 of them. I picked out a likely looking one, stepped out from the end of the feeder, and threw my rope. The deer just stood there and stared at me. I wrapped the rope around my waist and twisted the end so I would have a good hold. The deer still just stood and stared at me, but you could tell it was mildly concerned about the whole rope situation. I took a step towards it...it took a step away. I put a little tension on the rope and then received an education.

The first thing that I learned is that, while a deer may just stand there looking at you funny while you rope it, they are spurred to action when you start pulling on that rope. That deer EXPLODED.

The second thing I learned is that pound for pound, a deer is a LOT stronger than a cow or a colt. A cow or a colt in that weight range I could fight down with a rope and with some dignity. A deer— no chance. That thing ran and bucked and twisted and pulled. There was no controlling it and certainly no getting close to it. As it jerked me off my feet and started dragging me across the ground, it occurred to me that having a deer on a rope was not nearly as good an idea as I had originally imagined. The only upside is that they do not have as much stamina as many other animals. A brief 10 minutes later, it was tired and not nearly as quick to jerk me off my feet and drag me when I managed to get up. It took me a few minutes to realize this, since I was mostly blinded by the blood flowing out of the big gash in my head.

At that point, I had lost my taste for corn-fed venison. I just wanted to get that devil creature off the end of that rope. I figured if I just let it go with the rope hanging around its neck, it would likely die slowly and painfully somewhere. At the time, there was no love at all between me and that deer. At that moment, I hated the thing, and I would venture a guess that the feeling was mutual. Despite the gash in my head and the several large knots where I had cleverly arrested the deer's momentum by bracing my head against various large rocks as it dragged me across the ground, I could still think clearly enough to recognize that there was a small chance that I shared some tiny amount of responsibility for the situation we were in, so I didn't want the deer to have it suffer a slow death, so I managed to get it lined back up in between my truck and the feeder - a little trap I had set beforehand ... kind of like a squeeze chute. I got it to back in there and I started moving up so I could get my rope back.

Did you know that deer bite? They do! I never in a million years would have thought that a deer would bite somebody, so I was very surprised when I reached up there to grab that rope and the deer grabbed hold of my wrist. Now, when a deer bites you, it is not like being bit by a horse where they just bite you and then let go. A deer bites you and shakes its head — almost like a pit bull. They bite HARD and it hurts.

The proper thing to do when a deer bites you is probably to freeze and draw back slowly. I tried screaming and shaking instead. My method was ineffective. It seems like the deer was biting and shaking for several minutes, but it was likely only several seconds. I, being smarter than a deer (though you may be questioning that claim by now) tricked it. While I kept it busy tearing the bejesus out of my right arm, I reached up with my left hand and pulled that rope loose.

That was when I got my final lesson in deer behavior for the day. Deer will strike at you with their front feet. They rear right up on their back feet and strike right about head and shoulder level, and their hooves are surprisingly sharp. I learned a long time ago that, when an animal — like a horse — strikes at you with their hooves and you can't get away easily, the best thing to do is try to make a loud noise and make an aggressive move towards the animal. This will usually cause them to back down a bit so you can escape. This was not a horse. This was a deer, so obviously, such trickery would not work. In the course of a millisecond, I devised a different strategy. I screamed like a woman and tried to turn and run.

The reason I had always been told NOT to try to turn and run from a horse that paws at you is that there is a good chance that it will hit you in the back of the head. Deer may not be so different from horses after all, besides being twice as strong and 3 times as evil, because the second I turned to run, it hit me right in the back of the head and knocked me down. Now, when a deer paws at you and knocks you down, it does not immediately leave. I suspect it does not recognize that the danger has passed. What they do instead is paw your back and jump up and down on you while you are lying there crying like a little girl and covering your head. I finally managed to crawl under the truck and the deer went away.

First lols at stories in a long time! Thanks,
Cam
 
You don't want to kill a doe, you want to go hunting. ...

Just so. I don't have a problem with the killing, but I hunt deer to hunt them and to eat them. I eat beef, too, but going to the farm and paying for a cow and shooting it isn't hunting so it's not interesting.
 
NL Hunter that is always the way.

I have a friend that won't take anything around his place because it isn't challenging. I don't care either way - opportunity knocks, I open the door.

Well, it is also that silly law thing. No discharge of a firearm within 300 Metres of a dwelling...
 
I've gone out ruffed grouse hunting a few times this fall and come home empty handed, there just aren't many around this year. Two weeks ago, one flew into my truck. I picked it up, cleaned it and froze it. About a week ago there were two in my yard, but I let them walk, too easy and they looked quite content. Then this past weekend one hit the window of my house.I cleaned and froze that one too. Hunters are a strange bunch.
 
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Well, it is also that silly law thing. No discharge of a firearm within 300 Metres of a dwelling...

I thought this same thing actually. In BC i think it's 400m... my guess is he's far enough out of town that nobody would be seeing him discharge within ### distance, so there would be no evidence to pursue charges...

That or the yukon has different laws regarding that.
 
I thought this same thing actually. In BC i think it's 400m... my guess is he's far enough out of town that nobody would be seeing him discharge within ### distance, so there would be no evidence to pursue charges...

That or the yukon has different laws regarding that.

I asked a CO about shooting a black bear on my property and tagging it re. Min distance from buildings. He said unless I was going to report myself...
 
As bad as my year has been for me not being home, I would probably have lain them both down, just so I would be sure of filling tags this year. As it is, I can't be sure that I will even be in the country during the full season. I just got home Sunday, have already missed the first six weeks of white tail season.
 
I thought this same thing actually. In BC i think it's 400m... my guess is he's far enough out of town that nobody would be seeing him discharge within ### distance, so there would be no evidence to pursue charges...

That or the yukon has different laws regarding that.

BC it's 100m but there are allowances for your own buildings.
 
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