Goose levels golfer, reasserting dominance over all humankind

[kc34]

Hopefully this kid takes up goose hunting and gives up golf after getting owned like that!
I always give them a wide berth when riding passed them on the bike path as they are just nuts.

https://www.cnn.com/2018/04/24/us/goose-golf-attack-michigan-photos-trnd/index.html

 

[scott_r]

Definitely a city dwelling beta male in that pic.

 

[broadhead67]

I have a bag full of “clubs” and an angry animal attacking, would likely still make the news but for different reason

 

[577/450]

I would have killed that goose aaaaaaaaaand sunday dinner

 

[Big Uke]

Golfers........pffffttt......

 

[Scott_N]

I have a bag full of “clubs” and an angry animal attacking, would likely still make the news but for different reason

nice one lol

 

[nowarningshot]

Years ago, I lived in Victoria, golfed most every day. 300 + rounds a year. In the winter, big flocks of Canada's. They owned the tee boxes. Tee up, the whole foursome chases them off.....some are back quickly. So you fire away.

One of our group hit a worm burner. So 180mph 2 oz hard ball 2 ft off the ground. Smack, right in the head...floppy goose. Buddy wrings it's neck, takes it home for dinner. Absolutely crawling with worms internally. Buries it in the garden...raccoons...another story.