Designing the ideal upland hunting vest.

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For starters, both for legal and practical reasons here in the East, a hunting vest has to be largely, and ideally entirely, blaze orange. I know this causes scorn in some parts but the legal and practical merge here, where the woods are often thick and dark and it's quite possible to get shot because you're on the wrong side of some brush where a game animal has appeared, never mind if you were to step into sight in front of some guy who's all keyed up for the deer he thinks he's heard approaching and you're all dressed in earthy brown.

Colour aside, I like a thin vest in just one layer of fabric exclusive of pockets. It can be bloody hot here in September and even October and I'm already going to be wearing a long sleeve shirt against the thorns and bugs, I don't need or want one of the handsome insulated vests you see everywhere. And in addition to that, call me paranoid, but I can think of circumstances* where I might want to unblaze myself and disappear, peeling off a vest I can stuff in a pocket is my ideal (although reversible vests are a second choice). The other thing is that being a gear nut, I have quite a full range of outdoor clothing and I can easily tailor my outer shell for warmth or waterproofness and anything but a simple thin vest is just going to be a hindrance.

My ideal vest does have pockets- ideally flap covered shell holders too. I like an unfastened flap covered but open pocket on each side for quick access to some loose shells, maybe trail tape too if I'm going into a swampy area there might be only one way out of. I also have a fair sized washer with a length of orange tape tied to it. If more than one bird, grouse or woodcock, is sighted, I toss this down where the first one shot has fallen so I can find it again as I go after another- the blasted things can visually disappear from a foot away if you don't know exactly where they are, I once spent half an hour to find a dead woodcock in a plot of dead grass maybe 4 metres across (I don't hunt with a dog because the local dog experts tell me pointing dogs just don't work here, the birds won't hold for them). A plus-perfect vest also has a big game pocket. My hunting coats both do, but as I stated I might only want to wear a long sleeve shirt if it's too warm out.

I've only found one such vest in my whole career, bought it for about $20 at the CTC back in the early 80s. It's been mislaid during moves or left behind on occasion and I have others, but the CTC one is perfect... but for the fact that it has big brown corduroy patches sewn on each shoulder, almost rendering it illegal for hunting here if the CO was to get out a calculator & tape measure and work out the total frontal area of orange. I could remove the patches, it's true, and they're useless for absorbing recoil, but I'm afraid the seams might never be the same. Maybe this year I'll take the unused one off to see what happens, not that I'm all worked up about it.

So, orange, pocketable, neutral warmth, not waterproof but not water absorbent either, front shell holders, front pockets and a big game pocket on the back, and I didn't mention it must be made from a reasonably silent fabric that won't 'screech' when branches and berry canes are brushing across it. And I've found only one such in all the years I've been hunting and prowling sporting goods stores, covering more decades that I care to say actually.

* like my teen and preteen years when I might have been guilty of trespass while hunting.
 
Closest I've found in the thin non-mesh tearaway safety vests. Sides and sholders are velco for fit but don't move after you set it.(Good for just a T-shirt or heavey gear.) 4 front pockets, but no flap. Light, packs into a ball, and very visable. Doesn't hold water as it's a man made material. Until I find something better this will do.
 
I bought a Columbia branded vest a few years back, for many of the same characteristics you mentioned. It can be bloody hot in southern alberta in september and october while walking for sharpies and roosters. Plus, the blaze orange is a bonus. After being shot in 2005, I always have the blaze orange. Fits well, breathes well, carries a fair bit of weight. I have loaded it up with a full shoot, 5 sharpies, 2 roosters, and a couple huns.
 
I bought a Columbia branded vest a few years back, for many of the same characteristics you mentioned. It can be bloody hot in southern alberta in september and october while walking for sharpies and roosters. Plus, the blaze orange is a bonus. After being shot in 2005, I always have the blaze orange. Fits well, breathes well, carries a fair bit of weight. I have loaded it up with a full shoot, 5 sharpies, 2 roosters, and a couple huns.


Now THAT is what I call an endorsement.
 
Now THAT is what I call an endorsement.

I was in CT on the weekend picking up a part but decided to take a look in the hunting section. They had three different styles of vest that match what you noted above. One with a huge back pouch, double the size of the others. But none had a price tag. I pushed the button that calls for a sales assistant, a few times, but no one showed up and I had to leave. I'll check the next time I'm back but it's not a CT I usually go to.
 
The flagging tape on washers is a great idea. I usually throw my hat down. Thankfully not a camo hat. But yours is a better idea.
 
I was in CT on the weekend picking up a part but decided to take a look in the hunting section. They had three different styles of vest that match what you noted above. One with a huge back pouch, double the size of the others. But none had a price tag. I pushed the button that calls for a sales assistant, a few times, but no one showed up and I had to leave. I'll check the next time I'm back but it's not a CT I usually go to.

Was this one of them?

https://www.canadiantire.ca/en/pdp/yukon-gear-deluxe-blaze-orange-vest-0753614p.html#srp
 

I looked online as well and didn't see it. (This happens more often these days.) This one is close, and they had it as well, but the one I liked had the pouch on the back going from the bottom seam (give or take) all the way up to just below the sholders. If this CT was closer I'd bop over and take a pick, or pick one up. Only had a few and no prices on anything. Service as CT has gotten so bad you pretty much need to know what you want and how much it is before you go...

Now I need to find a reason to head out that way so I can stop at the CT on the way. ;)
 
I hunt in a Filson mesh strap vest, with a blaze orange shirt on. The vest has some orange, but not enough, but I have a few blaze shirts depending on the temperature. LL Bean has a nice button up one, which is what I most often go with. The strap vest has two big shell pockets, a game bag, and an inside zip pocket. Pretty minimalist.
 
I was in CT on the weekend picking up a part but decided to take a look in the hunting section. They had three different styles of vest that match what you noted above. One with a huge back pouch, double the size of the others. But none had a price tag. I pushed the button that calls for a sales assistant, a few times, but no one showed up and I had to leave. I'll check the next time I'm back but it's not a CT I usually go to.

I have to check that out for sure.
 

Went to the CTC I was told had the vest in stock, they had several types, two with game pockets and the same price but no shell loops or padded shoulders. Came back and tried ordering it from the website, ship to store, I'll see what actually shows up. Otherwise, one of those seen is nearly ideal for my purposes so I bought that to make sure I'll at least end up with the compromise one. I get the impression CTC stocks and orders with a scattergun and not a laser rifle, that impression is not of course a new one.
 
Went to the CTC I was told had the vest in stock, they had several types, two with game pockets and the same price but no shell loops or padded shoulders. Came back and tried ordering it from the website, ship to store, I'll see what actually shows up. Otherwise, one of those seen is nearly ideal for my purposes so I bought that to make sure I'll at least end up with the compromise one. I get the impression CTC stocks and orders with a scattergun and not a laser rifle, that impression is not of course a new one.

I believe I have my answer, having received a notice from CTC that my new vest is waiting for me in the store- it sure looks like they just went and took the remaining one in the store, already rejected by me, off the rack. Well I may never get the more ideal version but I'm still ahead of the game by one game pocket with the one I bought earlier in the day. But all hope is not gone of course, because maybe they were keeping the best ones in the back.
 
I believe I have my answer, having received a notice from CTC that my new vest is waiting for me in the store- it sure looks like they just went and took the remaining one in the store, already rejected by me, off the rack. Well I may never get the more ideal version but I'm still ahead of the game by one game pocket with the one I bought earlier in the day. But all hope is not gone of course, because maybe they were keeping the best ones in the back.

I was at my local CT on the weekend as they had stock on what I wanted. Checked the vests for you but the Yukon was the closest to the one I saw at the other CT. (Maybe a different/older model?)

I was grabbibg a hoddy for my son and noticed they also had two different ones, almost the same, but one was with the orange Real Tree logo and neck tags while the other was missing these and felt thicker and rougher? Almost thought they were clones if not in a CT store.

Regardless, glad you got what you wanted or at least almost.
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I bought a Columbia branded vest a few years back, for many of the same characteristics you mentioned. It can be bloody hot in southern alberta in september and october while walking for sharpies and roosters. Plus, the blaze orange is a bonus. After being shot in 2005, I always have the blaze orange. Fits well, breathes well, carries a fair bit of weight. I have loaded it up with a full shoot, 5 sharpies, 2 roosters, and a couple huns.

My wife has a Columbia vest which is excellent. +1 on this post.
 
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