Slob hunting buddy

HeadDamage said:
When I was a park ranger I used to see the most degusting fecal art and mysteries in the out houses when I had to clean them. Some people finger paint, some #### on the floor, some glue diaper's to the walls with the contents, it never failed to amaze me and it convinced me that we are just monkeys that throw feces around to proclaim our existence.
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Made me actually laugh out loud. Thanks.
 
Look into getting a Cold Steel Spetsnaz Shovel. It's an edged tool that does great for chopping, but also digs well and is easily transported due to the short handle. It's my go-to.

PS your buddy sounds like a good, but disgusting person. Perhaps an honest discussion with him, where you point out that you like him, but not these habits, is in order.
 
I’ve never been in a large camp, but for a small camp just set up a toilet area just like you set up a kitchen area or tent area or campfire area etc.

Just buy a regular toilet seat from crappy tire or Home Depot, attach it to plywood with a hole or just attach it to to a frame of really thick tree branches; build it like a chair with some plywood or even just garbage bags up front to stop urine and place over a dug out hole. Fill the hole and move as needed and all you need to do is burn the garbage bag and take the toilet seat home with you when you’re done hunting. You can fly in to an area with a toilet seat and make the rest. No need to squat in the woods like animals. Maybe he’ll want to sit on something instead of squat and will just go to that spot for a comfortable bowel movement.

Hunt after the ground has frozen over so you don’t need to worry about flies lol.

Pick a spot relatively far from camp to avoid smells and make sure it has a view so you have something to look at while the bears come from behind to eat you.

Better yet ... each bring your own seat.
 
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Sitting on the crapper getting my morning CGN fix, and this thread pops up. OP maybe not funny, but certainly made me chuckle out loud... I'd level with that dude asap...
 
Lol, as gross as all that maybe, his contribution seems to out weigh his burden. Let the man #### in the bush as he sees fit, maybe park your tent a lil further away from his.
 
We use a toilet seat, set on one of those white plastic side tables. Dig a two foot hole, surround it with a cardboard box, put the table over it. At the end of the hunt, burn the box, put the ashes into the hole and cover with the removed soil and sod. Works really well, except it’s too comfortable, one of our buddies had an apple thrown at him because he kept reading a magazine while sitting on it, just too comfortable. Our table is the exact height of a toilet. The table gets pressure washed after every hunting trip. Short of carrying the crap out with you it can’t be beat.
 
rub his nose in it so he doesn't do it again. then when he poops in the area you would like him to give him some treats and make a big deal about it. say things like " thats a good boy" while rubbing and scratching him affectionately.....
 
I’m with the spank, 1963B, couple others.

I don’t care if he pays for everything I would not go hunting with him.

No excuse for a person behaving like that
 
I cut a steel 30 gal drum in half, made a wood frame and put a toilet seat on it. We just dig a hole 2 feet down and fill it it when we leave.
Been using it for 10 years and believe it or not, the steel drum is always clean inside. This is not rocket science and beats digging a hole 3 times a day.
 
Some people are just disgusting.

Be honest with these people. They may be embarrassed or upset, but in the end youre improving them. If they dont see it that way, then dont hunt with them. Fecal matter in my campsite or truck is a no-go, for a hell of a lot of reasons.
 
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