Rayleigh_Scattering
Regular
- Location
- Under the arch
I had a surreal conversation yesterday with a mule deer buck.
I had hiked up(hill) a game trail looking for sit-and-wait sites with good visibility, and was resting my middle-aged-guy-with-a-desk-job butt under a pine tree, listening to the wonderfully beautiful nothingness. It's great how the mind slips out of gear so easily there.
Gradually the random-bush sounds upslope assembled themselves into a pattern of movement towards me, and from up slope comes walking a big, healthy looking buck. He keeps walking toward me, until he's close enough that I can clearly see the pattern of hair around his nose. He's obviously a mule deer, and I've got a white tail tag in my pocket, so I stop trying to fumble a slug into the 12Ga.
Now this fellow looks like he should be posing for a Heroes of Labour statue in the old Cervi-ed Union. Plump with fat, muscles bulging on his legs, glossy fur, antlers like the Iron Throne.
Maybe 10m away from me he sees me and stops. I'm standing there looking at him, he's looking at me.
He snuffs a couple of times, and I greet him. Tell him that he's a beautiful animal, and thank him for meeting with me today.
After what seems like minutes (but was probably only a few seconds) he half way turns around, whips up his skinny little tail, and does one or two high-arcing mouse hops uphill. Then stops, looking back at me.
This repeats twice, with a pause to see what I'm doing, before he nonchalantly strolls away back up the hill to where he came from.
The cojones on this guy! The confidence!
He was telling me, in laughably obvious language that he wasn't the slightest bit concerned about me.
"I can do a standing high jump of 4', uphill. How about you, monkey?"
Beautiful! I've just been sneered at, and I am in awe and envy of this animal.
And I realize that there's no way I'd ever do something as low and cowardly as to shoot him. I’d have to kill him with my bare hands in some epic battle.*
What a lovely weekend.
*Don’t trigger on this. You can feel free to shoot/trap/run-over/wrestle-to-the-ground any animal you like. To each their own.
I had hiked up(hill) a game trail looking for sit-and-wait sites with good visibility, and was resting my middle-aged-guy-with-a-desk-job butt under a pine tree, listening to the wonderfully beautiful nothingness. It's great how the mind slips out of gear so easily there.
Gradually the random-bush sounds upslope assembled themselves into a pattern of movement towards me, and from up slope comes walking a big, healthy looking buck. He keeps walking toward me, until he's close enough that I can clearly see the pattern of hair around his nose. He's obviously a mule deer, and I've got a white tail tag in my pocket, so I stop trying to fumble a slug into the 12Ga.
Now this fellow looks like he should be posing for a Heroes of Labour statue in the old Cervi-ed Union. Plump with fat, muscles bulging on his legs, glossy fur, antlers like the Iron Throne.
Maybe 10m away from me he sees me and stops. I'm standing there looking at him, he's looking at me.
He snuffs a couple of times, and I greet him. Tell him that he's a beautiful animal, and thank him for meeting with me today.
After what seems like minutes (but was probably only a few seconds) he half way turns around, whips up his skinny little tail, and does one or two high-arcing mouse hops uphill. Then stops, looking back at me.
This repeats twice, with a pause to see what I'm doing, before he nonchalantly strolls away back up the hill to where he came from.
The cojones on this guy! The confidence!
He was telling me, in laughably obvious language that he wasn't the slightest bit concerned about me.
"I can do a standing high jump of 4', uphill. How about you, monkey?"
Beautiful! I've just been sneered at, and I am in awe and envy of this animal.
And I realize that there's no way I'd ever do something as low and cowardly as to shoot him. I’d have to kill him with my bare hands in some epic battle.*
What a lovely weekend.
*Don’t trigger on this. You can feel free to shoot/trap/run-over/wrestle-to-the-ground any animal you like. To each their own.
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