- Location
- The Conservative part of Ontario
Midnight coon hunt
About 1AM actually, I awoke to the sounds of scrambling about out on the deck of the camp. Laying there a bit, I figured it had to be a coon trying to get the coolers open. We had only a tiny Servel gas fridge and that's just not enough for eight guys, so a lot of our food stuff was in coolers. Deer camp bears are mostly asleep.
So out I go and off runs the coon. I go lay down again, but not before finding the 30-30, and a bunch of home cast lead rounds I had. Previous experience said it would be back.
True to form, just as soon as I lay down on the bunk, I heard the same noises.
This time I do a stealth approach out the front door of the camp and around the side. Just as I peeked around the corner, I saw it run around the next corner. I hurried down there, but the coon was no where to be seen. I stood there a moment, and then heard a small noise up the small maple just outside the door.
Shining my little AA mag light up there I can see the coon wedged in the crotch about twenty feet up.
So, up with the rifle. This is where I first found out how totally useless peep sights are at night.
seven shots later, there was a thud, and the coon fell dead at my feet.
This all took place just off the porch five feet from the front door. I expected an uproar over the shooting, but nothing but snoring greeted my ears when I went in.
Well, holy F! Hmmm.
So, I grab a thin rope, and throw it over the meat pole, dragging the coon up there beside 4 deer that were hanging.
My wife is giggling right now, as she was the only other one awake at the time.
Next morning, the camp awakes as usual, and the guys slowly make there way to the outhouse for morning business.
Nothing.
Last one out of the fart sack is Big John. The old boy has a habit of standing in the damned doorway, and this morning was no exception.
After about 2 minutes I heard him roar. Which one of you F'ers has been screwing around!
So, the entire camp had to march out and look in disbelief at what transpired while they snored.
About 1AM actually, I awoke to the sounds of scrambling about out on the deck of the camp. Laying there a bit, I figured it had to be a coon trying to get the coolers open. We had only a tiny Servel gas fridge and that's just not enough for eight guys, so a lot of our food stuff was in coolers. Deer camp bears are mostly asleep.
So out I go and off runs the coon. I go lay down again, but not before finding the 30-30, and a bunch of home cast lead rounds I had. Previous experience said it would be back.
True to form, just as soon as I lay down on the bunk, I heard the same noises.
This time I do a stealth approach out the front door of the camp and around the side. Just as I peeked around the corner, I saw it run around the next corner. I hurried down there, but the coon was no where to be seen. I stood there a moment, and then heard a small noise up the small maple just outside the door.
Shining my little AA mag light up there I can see the coon wedged in the crotch about twenty feet up.
So, up with the rifle. This is where I first found out how totally useless peep sights are at night.
seven shots later, there was a thud, and the coon fell dead at my feet.
This all took place just off the porch five feet from the front door. I expected an uproar over the shooting, but nothing but snoring greeted my ears when I went in.
Well, holy F! Hmmm.
So, I grab a thin rope, and throw it over the meat pole, dragging the coon up there beside 4 deer that were hanging.
My wife is giggling right now, as she was the only other one awake at the time.
Next morning, the camp awakes as usual, and the guys slowly make there way to the outhouse for morning business.
Nothing.
Last one out of the fart sack is Big John. The old boy has a habit of standing in the damned doorway, and this morning was no exception.
After about 2 minutes I heard him roar. Which one of you F'ers has been screwing around!
So, the entire camp had to march out and look in disbelief at what transpired while they snored.