Necroman99
CGN Regular
- Location
- Whitby Ontario
so i'm just asking for ridicule but...
I work somewhere where we've got a chunk of land and the local wildlife have learned its a safe place to hang out (particularly the Canada Geese). They've also learned they can afford to get pretty aggressive without consequence with most people and even vehicles...always makes me laugh when they freak out when i won't brake for them.
Anyway, after dodging about 50 piles of goose sh*t in the parking lot and then getting hissed at today I get to fantasizing about how satisfying it would be come the fall to get my migratory license and then just bludgeon one of these morons in the head on my way to my car, throw it in the trunk and go home...that fantasy turns into all the clever (but humane) ways I could accomplish this without bringing a "weapon" to work...and that finds me during my coffee break looking around the internet for info on what would and would not be legal...bringing me to a site about slingshots where a couple of guys are talking about hunting small game with them, in Canada (here in ontario I think) complete with photos of their kills...pictures of Canada geese with the very effective outcome of a 10mm bolt to the head. It's being presented as completely on the up and up. He got a migratory lic...went out and hunted this bird with a slingshot. The arguments being presented are that the regs spell out things you must not do and things you must do...provided your activity violates neither you're golden...
You could not hunt deer, moose, elk, turkey, bear, etc. with a slingshot because the laws spell out the weapons you must use...but in the case of small game they really do not spell out what you must use...you could use centerfire, bow, xbow, air-rifle, rocks, spears, sticks, slingshots...you can't do something inhumane but...ok so I'll stop. For migratory birds I was blown away cause I turned around and a quick google search revealed a MNR Q&A that said no .22 rimfire....only longbows and shotguns...but finding that reg itself eluded me.
I'm not planning to do any of these things (the geese at work are safe guys) but it got me spinning because it seems to be an accepted practice among some guys to bring a little CO2 pistol to try and peg grouse while deer hunting (my hunters ed instructor advocated it) and if you can do that then it seems like any humane method should work (slingshots being my flavor today), and then where does that take me...which species are fair game with any "humane and not specifically prohibitted method"...
I don't imagine there will be a good answer other than ask a CO but what the hell...there it is.
I work somewhere where we've got a chunk of land and the local wildlife have learned its a safe place to hang out (particularly the Canada Geese). They've also learned they can afford to get pretty aggressive without consequence with most people and even vehicles...always makes me laugh when they freak out when i won't brake for them.
Anyway, after dodging about 50 piles of goose sh*t in the parking lot and then getting hissed at today I get to fantasizing about how satisfying it would be come the fall to get my migratory license and then just bludgeon one of these morons in the head on my way to my car, throw it in the trunk and go home...that fantasy turns into all the clever (but humane) ways I could accomplish this without bringing a "weapon" to work...and that finds me during my coffee break looking around the internet for info on what would and would not be legal...bringing me to a site about slingshots where a couple of guys are talking about hunting small game with them, in Canada (here in ontario I think) complete with photos of their kills...pictures of Canada geese with the very effective outcome of a 10mm bolt to the head. It's being presented as completely on the up and up. He got a migratory lic...went out and hunted this bird with a slingshot. The arguments being presented are that the regs spell out things you must not do and things you must do...provided your activity violates neither you're golden...
You could not hunt deer, moose, elk, turkey, bear, etc. with a slingshot because the laws spell out the weapons you must use...but in the case of small game they really do not spell out what you must use...you could use centerfire, bow, xbow, air-rifle, rocks, spears, sticks, slingshots...you can't do something inhumane but...ok so I'll stop. For migratory birds I was blown away cause I turned around and a quick google search revealed a MNR Q&A that said no .22 rimfire....only longbows and shotguns...but finding that reg itself eluded me.
I'm not planning to do any of these things (the geese at work are safe guys) but it got me spinning because it seems to be an accepted practice among some guys to bring a little CO2 pistol to try and peg grouse while deer hunting (my hunters ed instructor advocated it) and if you can do that then it seems like any humane method should work (slingshots being my flavor today), and then where does that take me...which species are fair game with any "humane and not specifically prohibitted method"...
I don't imagine there will be a good answer other than ask a CO but what the hell...there it is.
