Best prank on hunting buddies?

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Ok, seriously getting into the mood for hunting season!

I was wondering, what was the best prank you ever did while at hunt camp?

For us, it has to be that one time when we stayed up late celebrating while 2 guys went to bed early. My FIL was designated as the guy with the alarm clock and was in charge of waking up the rest of the crew. We had the brillant idea of setting up a mouse trap right on his snooze button. Luckily, he got up to pee (before we went to bed) and spotted the mouse trap ;-)

Honorable mention:
- That one time we bought some pretty spicy hot sauce and totally slathered the undersize of chicken wings while someone excused themselves to go pee.

David
 
3 yellow rubber duckies in their decoy spread that they saw just as the sun came up.

Turns out the joke was on us tho as they limited first.
 
This is a colder weather gag. Hunting late November buddy went behind the truck to take a dump. Drops the top of his coveralls and pulls them back between his legs, gets down to business. Another buddy sneaks up with shovel and catches the turd and disappears. He suits back up, turns around and no turd just paper- rips his coveralls off and check all over for missing turd. Piss your pants level laughter ensues.
 
THT said:
This is a colder weather gag. Hunting late November buddy went behind the truck to take a dump. Drops the top of his coveralls and pulls them back between his legs, gets down to business. Another buddy sneaks up with shovel and catches the turd and disappears. He suits back up, turns around and no turd just paper- rips his coveralls off and check all over for missing turd. Piss your pants level laughter ensues.
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I think that’s a winner.
 
THT said:
This is a colder weather gag. Hunting late November buddy went behind the truck to take a dump. Drops the top of his coveralls and pulls them back between his legs, gets down to business. Another buddy sneaks up with shovel and catches the turd and disappears. He suits back up, turns around and no turd just paper- rips his coveralls off and check all over for missing turd. Piss your pants level laughter ensues.
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One hunter at my father's old camp, drops his trousers and laid a turd square on the X of his suspenders. He wondered why there was a sh1t smell everywhere he went.
 
I've been witness to a can of beans being slipped into the campfire, the explosion and resulting panic was fun but it was lucky no one was hurt.
 
Leave a pile of chocolate almonds on a trail. Tell the newb it is moose turds then eat some and say that is how you tell it is fresh. Next find a real pile and say it is his turn.
 
Myself and 2 buddies were goose hunting one day in a nice covered blind, the older friend around 65 and fairly rotund left the blind to take a leak. I had taken the round out of his chamber and left the two in the tube. He was shooting the big 3.5 inch magnum shells, about ten min later a nice flock comes in overhead and we all stand up to shoot. The one with no shell in the chamber pulls the trigger and anticipating the recoil which never came ends up falling forward in the blind, taking a shelf out with him on the way down. He was now rolling around on the floor trying to get up like a stuck turtle, shotgun shells and thermos cups scattered about, myself and my other friend were laughing so hard we could hardly catch our breath which added to the embarrassment for the guy on the floor. We eventually help him up and ask what had happened. He had convinced himself that he only loaded the tube and not the chamber, still to this day I don’t believe he knows what really happened.
 
We were shotgun hunting for deer several years ago. One of the guys had to leave at lunch for a short time but knew what bush we were going to push next and promised to hurry back. Another one of the guys had a deer decoy in his truck, one of those picture outlines you stake in the ground, and after some discussion we decided to put it to good use. I took it down a row of evergreens leading to the bush and staked it out half protruding behind some branches then retreated to my spot 2 fencerows over. Soon our buddy came on the 2-way wondering if we had started yet. I assured him no, but everyone was in position and if he wanted to hustle down the evergreens and take a stand at the end, we would wait on him.
About 5 minutes later there was a quick 2 shots, followed shortly by a radio transmission "You Sons of B****s!"
 
My old man one time had a home made moose call(old oil can with a hole drilled through the bottom with a shoe lace running through it with a knot tied inside the can, wet the string and with your thumb and index finger, pinch the two together and slide your fingers down the lace) He was hunting with his buddies one time and he let them try the call out themselves.He just stood back with a sh*t eating grin on his face. After everyone was done, dad informed them that he had wet the string by pi**ing on it. Just paying them back for a prank that they pulled on him earlier.
 
its nothing major like some of these, but whenever im walking in front of the mates , whether we are hunting or walkin out , or in etc, if im far enough out of sight, ill scrape a 'deer scrape' that was not fresh prior to my arrival, but becomes fresh to the quick glance it gets by the hunter........... then i always strike up about seein how fresh the scrapes are..... lol
 
This was never intended as a prank but...

We always had a coffee can with a roll of TP, at our little outdoor crapper. One day I had a brain fart and carried the can and roll of TP back to the tent.
That night, like midnight, buddy had to have an emergency dump.

Goes out, does #2, then begins trying to find the coffee can and roll of TP. Oops...

He had to crawl back to the tent, with his pants around his ankles, and he told me the next morning, when saw me laying there snoring, he was tempted to shoot me right there.:slap:
 
Three of us had plans for a 2 day trip near a place called Seymour arm in BC until I arrived at camp... I witnessed the biggest practical joke in the history of BC. My buddy did a decent power slide in his truck which was actually pretty cool until he hit the ditch. The passenger had a shotgun out the window that went off in to the air. The driver got out and grabbed the shotgun furiously shooting another round in to the ground on accident. I left about an hour later. Man... Those guys sure got me.
 
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