K1LLswitch
CGN Regular
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- Calgary, Alberta
This thread has been fun to follow. Thank those of you who serve / served and for sharing cool photos and stories.
Early 90's, we were packing up for FallEx. We were loading up an MLVW with plastic 20L jerry cans of fuel. I got sent up top to haul full jerry cans up and slot them into place. The truck was FULL, like three layers deep in jerry cans and as we slotted plastic fuel cans into place between other plastic jerry cans and walked around on top of plastic jerry cans we were generating massive static electrical charges on ourselves so that every time we touched someone or something we got a gigantic shock. I am standing on top of a truck, on top of a couple thousand litres of fuel, wildly charged up with static electricity and all I can think is that any second now I am going to die a horrible death in a giant fireball when everything goes up due to a spark. I was SERIOUSLY UNHAPPY CAMPER at that point.
On that same FallEx, me and my det-mate dug a full trench with overhead cover, filled it in, then dug it out again when the general wanted to see it and then filled it all in AGAIN. I think we were the least happy privates in the entire CF on that day.
Training in Manitoba, in winter, was the only time in my life that I got to a point where I actually didn't care if I lived or died .... I just needed to sleep.
One of the interesting things about military service is that it pushes you way beyond what you ever thought you could accomplish. Times I wanted to give up because I didn't think I could go on and there was a Sgt to give me an even worse option than quitting. So you pull yourself up and finish the task at hand. These days, very little bothers me that much because I have been through 100x worse during my time in the CF
Back in the 80's I was at a joint range meetup at Borden with a team from the U.S. Army and if I recall, they were out of Buffalo.
We had all our weapons laid out on the firing mound, our C1-C2's and C5's, they had M16-A2's and M-249 - M-60's.
One U.S. soldier walks over to me and asks, how come you boys brought out weapons from your museum, not realizing these were current issue for us.
All I could do was laugh and try to hold a straight face while I was trying to answer him.
They did have a hoot trying out the C1's though.
I just sat here reading this part, unbelievable, but real, shook my head and then laughed like hell in sympathy.
First thing that came to my mind, I was on a night compass woods exercise at Pet, RCR Warrant tells us, no illumination what so ever and don't worry, all the previous trenches have been filled in. Well I think it took me less than 10 minutes to find an open trench, fell in and thank God I was wearing one of those sheet steel helmets at the time. There was so many left overs of steel crap stakes in the trench my head would have split in two. Crawled out cussing like a b@stard, pulled out my mini flashlight to enhance that useless stinken worn out tritium compass.
I can 100% relate and not a month goes by in my life when I tell people more or less the same statement.
Mine was total peacetime service, nothing was really going on during our watch in the late 80's other than OKA, then later the Gulf War.
I was out by then.
I can't even imagine the stories and feelings of those who served under extreme duress in Afghanistan and other places in between.
I was in the army, but I still call my service as concrete cowboy time.
Basic 1985
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A previous post mentioned a gasoline incident.
In 73, we were heading up to Resolute for an arctic frolic. I was in the back of a Herc with a few guys and several barrels of gas. 45 gal drums lying horizontal, double stacked. Half way along, we smelled gas. Searching, we found one of the barrels on the bottom row was leaking. Pilot called and asked if we could dump the barrel. No go. Now what. Crew turned the heat down to freezing to reduce vapours. The leak was at the bottom end of the rim, so the pilot did several very low g dives, almost making the drums weightless we were then able, with a pipe wrench, to turn the barrel so the leak was to the top. Brilliant. We finished the rest of the several hr flight with the heat down below freezing. Fun times.
The piss tube on a Herc is entertaining. It is part way up the side of the round fuselage. I am 6'2" and had to stand on my toes to not piss all over myself. I have no idea what the short guys did.
Have you ever used that tube with all your winter gear, ruck sack AND parachute? Might as well piss your pants.
Originally Posted by points
The piss tube on a Herc is entertaining. It is part way up the side of the round fuselage. I am 6'2" and had to stand on my toes to not piss all over myself. I have no idea what the short guys did.
Have you ever used that tube with all your winter gear, ruck sack AND parachute? Might as well piss your pants.
A previous post mentioned a gasoline incident.
In 73, we were heading up to Resolute for an arctic frolic. I was in the back of a Herc with a few guys and several barrels of gas. 45 gal drums lying horizontal, double stacked. Half way along, we smelled gas. Searching, we found one of the barrels on the bottom row was leaking. Pilot called and asked if we could dump the barrel. No go. Now what. Crew turned the heat down to freezing to reduce vapours. The leak was at the bottom end of the rim, so the pilot did several very low g dives, almost making the drums weightless we were then able, with a pipe wrench, to turn the barrel so the leak was to the top. Brilliant. We finished the rest of the several hr flight with the heat down below freezing. Fun times.
You were a Cold Warrior, like me. We sat in the CFB Lahr Jr Ranks watching Gulf War 1 on TV, wondering if we were going to get to go.
A guy I served with stayed in and ended up going to Afghanistan and got blown up by a suicide bomber. A small part of me wanted to experience a real war but a big part of me is so very thankful that I did not have to see my friends die in horrible and terrifying conditions.
Can you image what would have happened to anyone dumb enough to try to hijack a plane full of solders, using a pocket knife? Guys would have lined up to beat the hijacker senseless simply for being a stupid d!ckhead. Where's the beer?
Some of these stories need to be preserved.
Thank you to everyone for sharing even though we have strayed form the original posting.
My current L1A1 - C1 in wolfs clothing is a constant reminder of some of the most precious day of my life.
Along with a Great Big Heartfelt Thank You to all for your service.
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Some of these stories need to be preserved.
Thank you to everyone for sharing even though we have strayed form the original posting.