There you have it, boys and girls. The pure, ultimate, and perfected expression of your classic, textbook Mall Ninja. You know, that strange species of animal that usually lives in mom and dad's basement, though sometimes the more adventurous ones live by themselves surrounded by posters of women because they can't get any real ones. They usually play a lot of video games, when they're not daydreaming about shooting someone. Sometimes this beast flubs it's way into a profession, sometimes even the police force. They buy a lot of tactical gear, and dress up in it a lot. Sometimes they venture out and play paintball. (It's more real that way...)
Todd Jarrett, step aside. The US and Canadian gov't will ditch you for Mr. Shootshells for sure as soon as they figure out they've got it all wrong.
I think you should save this posting.....print it off and frame it.....
You put into words what I couldn't.
Or, put a link for this instead of a "smiley".....