Gun store guy: ...and this attachment lets you shoot down police helicoptors.
Homer: Oh, I dont need anything like that... yet.

I always knew there was a reason to get a threaded barrel for my shotty, but I don't think they were on the same page as me. It's crazy looking and useless enough that it just may work. Someone buy one so we can have a look at her. Maybe you can just buy the barrel?
I see SIR has them for $399.
Seriously.. how much flack do you think you'd get with that. You'd have to explain to every moron you meet that it's not a illegal can or something. Antis will love this thing. In fact, I'm going to e-mail a copy to Wendy and The Sun. This is WAY more lethal than "The Judge". lol