How long do I remain a newbie?

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And I thought Newbie status was entirely dependant on soy bean futures, wheatboard pricing, and the placement of the stars on the preceding Thursday.
 
You must start posts about any of the 5 of the following

1. Bear Defense
2. Homosexuality
3. 9mm vs. 45
4. .223 (5.56mm) vs .308 (7.62x51mm)
5. Catholic vs. Protestant
6. Musilim vs. Jewish
7. Revolver vs. Semi-Auto
8. Rifle Mag vs. Pistol Mag capacity
9. How to get an RPAL
10. Wait time for PAL

enjoy.........NOOB!

I don't know why *that* one's on the list. .45 clearly superior in every way.
 
You must start posts about any of the 5 of the following

1. Bear Defense
2. Homosexuality
3. 9mm vs. 45
4. .223 (5.56mm) vs .308 (7.62x51mm)
5. Catholic vs. Protestant
6. Musilim vs. Jewish
7. Revolver vs. Semi-Auto
8. Rifle Mag vs. Pistol Mag capacity
9. How to get an RPAL
10. Wait time for PAL

enjoy.........NOOB!

You forgot the essential "Can I Still Register an Unregistered Gun" question.
 
Don't forget to ask what slugs you can shoot through your full choke shotgun and if you can load .277 bullets in your .270 as they are clearly .007 thou to big but they were the closest size you could find at the store. There are so many more but after you ask the ones we haven't listed you get the title big mouth.

When the tables turn and you start answering these questions you get nominated for a moderators position at the year end awards presentation where winners walk away with trophies for the most spelling mistakes, running sentences and my favorite the proper name and history of the 30-06 springfield.

Hey anyone know who got the trophy last year for the p-17/m-17 pattern 17 model 17 debate? I think I can remember who got the award for the p-14 but it is still a bit fuzzy :wave:
 
Please be sure to visit all my other posts and leave your comments. I'm documenting all this vital information for future reference. Who needs encyclopedias with all these knowledgeable firearms experts. I'm humbled by my inadequate understanding of this sphere of activity.
 
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Don't forget that old standby "Bullpups are illegal".
Haven't seen it in a while, but I have no doubt I will see it again soon.
 
Don't sweat it. Embrace your newbie status. At the rate that I post, I'll be a newbie for ..................

What's better; a 9mm or 45 for homosexual bear defense? Your not here for the hunting are you. :eek:
 
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Some sites allow you to put your own 'moniker' under your handle name once you reach a certain post count. Whatever appears under your handle on this site appears to be connected to your post count. I do see however some members get special names put under their handles here. Must be something that only a mod or admin can change?
 
Obviously something in the cosmos must line up in the perfect astrological sequence, somehow involving calibers, ricochets and beer. That's the only way it works. Or nobody knows how this s--t works.
 
When does my status change from Newbie to Regular?

The title under your name notwithstanding, you cease to be a real "newbie" when you realize the flak such a question will generate!:p

Also, you have to accept on blind faith that if you hold your 9 mm sideways you can kill any bear under the age of four.:rolleyes:

(My compliments though, you have taken all this "abuse" from the regular CGN pôpulation in good stride.):welcome:
 
Good stride?

The title under your name notwithstanding, you cease to be a real "newbie" when you realize the flak such a question will generate!:p

Also, you have to accept on blind faith that if you hold your 9 mm sideways you can kill any bear under the age of four.:rolleyes:

(My compliments though, you have taken all this "abuse" from the regular CGN pôpulation in good stride.):welcome:

Taking it in good stride? I'm just heavily medicated from the percaset after my surgery! I read all those thread replies as meaningful and instructive!
 
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