Happiness is..a found brick ;)

We just moved and I organized my ammo stash in my new gun room. I was quite happy to discover that I had more Norinco silver box 7.62x39 left than I had thought. 900 rounds!
 
That's why you should keep all your ammo in the trunk of your car, it's impossible to lose any that way... or so I'm told by people that have 1000 rounds of ammo in their trunk at any given time.
 
Other than "Not Enough," I have no idea how much ammo I have at any given time. Does that make all of it found ammo? I think I have 3 bricks 22, might be 4 though, or possibly 5, but not more than that.
 
Well, quite an opposite - found that I can see a bottom in my Lapua Super Club stash. In horror I quickly checked my another stash with Eley's and its even worse- just a couple lone boxes. The only place I know who would sell both would be outfitters in Victoria and I am not heading that way for some time. Will have to settle for Fiocchi - that is about only alternative my primadonna "Domino" would take.
 
Yes. Finding a brick of .22LR or finding a smokin' hot, 20-something that just wants a one night stand. Both are the definition of happiness.

NOT! I've got a cabinet full of .22LR that I'd gladly trade for a hottie. :D
 
CanFire said:
Yes. Finding a brick of .22LR or finding a smokin' hot, 20-something that just wants a one night stand. Both are the definition of happiness.

NOT! I've got a cabinet full of .22LR that I'd gladly trade for a hottie. :D
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I prefer a sure thing, so I bought 5250 rounds of 22LR and married a hot 20-something. I know where all of them are at any given time, and she usually knows where I am... out in a gopher field somewhere! :D
 
I recently gave my old car (blew the engine) to a buddy. He fixed the engine and cleaned it out. He called me telling me that he found around 60-80 loose rounds (all different) in my spare tire well in the trunk when he took it appart. I cleaned the trunk out first but never thought to look there.
I've had the car since 2000 and spilt 10s of thousands of rounds in the trunk while hunting, skeeting, or backed up to a range and using the trunk for a work bench. I guess the ungathered ones would roll into the well. I havn't had a flat in years so never really had a need to open it up. There were rounds from guns i no longer own too. Good thing i got him to get his PAL and RPAL so he can shoot a few of the calibers through hit.
 
Trevor2Toes said:
I found a naked young couple inside my camper in my backyard. I told the guy to get the hell off my property.
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Not quite sure the connection to found ammo, but one weird turn deserves another:

I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed. So I said, "Get off me, you two!" -- Emo Phillips :);):)
 
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