Stressed Out.....

Win/64

CGN Ultra frequent flyer
EE Expired
Rating - 100%
76   0   0
I hate the Fall :rolleyes: Too many decisions. Trout fishing, waterfouling, Pheasant hunting, Deer hunting, etc.etc. now they have thrown in a fall Turkey hunt. Please help. Need Valium Now....
 
I hate the Fall :rolleyes: Too many decisions. Trout fishing, waterfouling, Pheasant hunting, Deer hunting, etc.etc. now they have thrown in a fall Turkey hunt. Please help. Need Valium Now....

Simple. Send all your guns to me, and concentrate on fishing only. I'll bear the burden for you.:)
 
Doesn't leave much time for Valium. :)

Valium's for the 2 hours of sleeping you'll do. don't forget flyfishing for the big boys from 10pm to 1am. :dancingbanana:

here is your schedule:

ducks from dawn to 0900, eat in the blind, fish from 0930 to 1230, eat on the go, turkey from 1300 to 1500, pheasants from 1530 - 1700, deer from 1730 to dark, back on the water from dark to 0100, eat in the boat, valium until 0230, sleep until 0400, back at 'er again at dawn.
 
You could start a new sport like the Outdoorsman's Decathalon, then when it hits Olympic status we could all go to Africa when the Summer games are there, and every other continent as " Olympians " !!! Imagine the protests from that T.V. coverage.
 
I hate the Fall :rolleyes: Too many decisions. Trout fishing, waterfouling, Pheasant hunting, Deer hunting, etc.etc. now they have thrown in a fall Turkey hunt. Please help. Need Valium Now....

waterfouling??? WTF You better NOT be pissing in the water! :puke:

All jokes aside, I agree Fall is a great time of the year for outdoorsman. No Fall turkey in my WMU this year, although I probably wouldn't have time to go turkey hunting anyway.

George
 
Back
Top Bottom