YO, gimme my free shyte that I didn't pay for, now! Seriously, I didn't pay for anything...give me stuff yesterday!
What has our society come to, when a person can't demand something for nothing?
Hey man, soon as my mother cosigns, I'm gonna put you under...CanAm, FEAR me and my internetting.
Seriously though...who inquires about the wherabouts of FREE stuff? If you are wondering where your FREE targets are, and have ever griped about the state of society...YOU are the problem.
Your grandpa didn't fight for your right to whine about FREE things. If you're offended by this post, please don't assume your mom can straighten me out, I have standards.