If K-Tel made a Rifle and Handgun, what would it look like?

It doesn't really matter, but it would conceal, appeal, and stop the gravest of danger in a flash. Retails not for $149.95, $129.95, not even for $49.95. Yours now for the AMAZING low price or $19.95!! And if you call in the next 15 minutes, we'll throw in the carbine version of this amazing little rifle at no extra charge. But that's not all. The next 500 callers will receive a carton of Federal Hydrashok hollowpoints in the calibre of their choice ABSOLUTELY FREE!!!
 
It doesn't really matter, but it would conceal, appeal, and stop the gravest of danger in a flash. Retails not for $149.95, $129.95, not even for $49.95. Yours now for the AMAZING low price or $19.95!! And if you call in the next 15 minutes, we'll throw in the carbine version of this amazing little rifle at no extra charge. But that's not all. The next 500 callers will receive a carton of Federal Hydrashok hollowpoints in the calibre of their choice ABSOLUTELY FREE!!!

I'll take two of those.
 
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mmmm plastic recoil spring goodness?
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Mock away, just did this quickly.. please enjoy, even if it has to be at my expense =P
 
It doesn't really matter, but it would conceal, appeal, and stop the gravest of danger in a flash. Retails not for $149.95, $129.95, not even for $49.95. Yours now for the AMAZING low price or $19.95!! And if you call in the next 15 minutes, we'll throw in the carbine version of this amazing little rifle at no extra charge. But that's not all. The next 500 callers will receive a carton of Federal Hydrashok hollowpoints in the calibre of their choice ABSOLUTELY FREE!!!

I think SKJ nailed it!
 
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