Ridiculous experience while hunting yotes.

I pulled onto a drillsite on the Primrose bombing range, stepped behind my truck for a wizz. After getting nicely going I glanced around and saw a sow black with three cubs at about 20 feet. How you would chronograph such things I don't know, but a velocity record was surely broken.
 
Spruce Grouse said:
I had a bear sneak up on me with my pants down, and as a girl I feel a lot more vulnerable than if I could at least be standing. I actually hope that I can say someday I shot something with my pants down, it would make a funny hunting story. I don't want to try for it though.
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Hahahaha, I've seen a few drunk women who had no trouble peeing standing up:eek:
 
lord-humungous said:
Why did you pull your pants down to take a leak? Most guys just unzip, pull the dragon out and piss....
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When you got 3 layers on, ain't no one just zippin that. You need to unbutton that crap. You ever tried peeing and running and being scared shiatless all whilst having your pants unbuttoned? IT'S REALLY HARD.

Just saying.
 
As a younger teenager (14 or 15), with slim to no alcohol tolerance, I was allowed one beer per night around the fire when we were out hunting. I was feeling rather refreshed, and stepped into the dusk to relieve myself. It was just falling dark, and we were camped in a small clearing off a spur road, I stepped into the edge of the alder thicket, started to drain the dragon, and I'm not 100% sure, but if i didn't acutally piss on that grouse, it was at least really close. And I definitely fell over and pissed on myself.
 
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