Best Zombie Handgun?

Oh, the days when you could have a Calico in Canada.

*sheds a tear*

Why is it that the guns in this thread are as ugly as the zombies? lol

In that kind of SHTF scenario it's all about volume of bullets. Anything with a 20 round capacity would be fine.

That way I leave my options open.
 
Paulinski said:
My 6.5" S&W 500 and tons and tons of these...

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700 grains on one zombie?? :eek:Financially, I don't think I could keep up with you.

I'm still bringing my 38special,all reloads.:rolleyes:
 
G17 with as many real-cap mags as I could carry.

While .22 is plenty for zombie head shots, 9mm JHPs give you the versatility of also defending against motorcycle riding bandits lead by Tom Savini.
 
Found this on CGN's Zombie Guns thread

Quote:
Originally Posted by MRCLARK
Another non believer, you think this is funny dont you? Well let me tell you something missy, it says right in the er--- bible old testament thing, that when hell is full the dead will walk the earth.

And a walking they be. You ever watch the #### Clark new years thingy on TV? You know how old #### Clark is? HE'S 300 FUCHING YEARS OLD!!!
He lives on ground rat rectum and fried bear ####. You know anyone who eats ground rat rectum and fried bear #### HUH!!

I do!! FUCHING ZOMBIES EAT GROUND RAT RECTUM AND FRIED BEAR #### THATS WHO!!

Makes you think doesnt it.

Doesnt it!


You just wait until they come to your doorstep swarming you like fat on a bus driver. What are you going to do? I know what you be doing, you'll be saying to yourself "Man I wish I had of listened to mrclark, zombies are real and now I dont know what to do"

I,m in my bunker, right now with my girlfriend Jessica Alba (she says hostage I say girlfriend but what does she know) and where repopulating the planet as we speak. I have four M2HB .50's on the roof on each corner, land mines
and claymores in the driveway. My door is 4 feet thick and the lock is zombie pick proof.

I have enough food and water for 12 years and enough ammo to kill every Zombie in north america if need be.

I have #### and lots of it. I have a whole selection just dedicated to asian material. Why you ask because when I start the new world women of the future will need to know how to behave and or act. What better way to teach them than to use something like my prized copy of Asian Fever 4.

I have my own hydro, and its powered by a diesel generating station down the road and a 86 Ford Bronco with a blown 302 with 44 inch Monster Mudders to squish any Zombies who try to eat the generator or drink my fuel.

Attached to the front of the Bronco is a snowblade that I serated with a plasma torch and a nail file. I can cut Zombies in half, listen to the cassette player and drink my beer all at the same time.

I,m prepared mister and all you should be as well because there coming back and this time there not just eating people there eating there pets.

I saw one just yesterday in a park eating this poor girls pussy like there was money in it.
:D
 
G37 said:
Can I ask what bullet make and from where?

Just curious :)

Those things are massive... I wonder... they'd pass through 20 zombies, no?
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I've read that they keyhole in most guns and are only good for hurting your wrist. I am curious to know Paulinski's experiences.
 
I always figured a 200 grain Hollowpoint at around 2500ish fps from a big 500 would be messy zombie medicine. I don't think anything like that exists in .500 though. Those 700 grain are good for zombie Elephants.
 
Zombie Survival Guide

The zombie survival guide goes into great detail about different weapons and bullet calibres that are most effective. As only a brain shot will kill a zombie they actually recommend .22 or 9mm as the recoil is very low and ammo is plentiful. Larger calibres actually suit little purpose as hitting zombie flesh has little effect. I recommend everyone pick up a copy of this book for when the time comes.
 
G37 said:
Can I ask what bullet make and from where?

Just curious :)

Those things are massive... I wonder... they'd pass through 20 zombies, no?
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The bullets are my own cast. Yes they are quite a handful to shoot. I loaded them up with 25.5gr of Lil'Gun - max load is 27gr of LiL'Gun around 1100fps :eek:

Haven't got there yet. ;)

B said:
I've read that they keyhole in most guns and are only good for hurting your wrist. I am curious to know Paulinski's experiences.
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Those work fine - no signs of key holing (nice clean holes in the paper)

John Ross fired 725gr lead cast bullet out of his S&W 500 however Dan at Mountain Moulds limited the length of his molds to 700grain. If I could get my hand of an old mould I would fire 725gr bullets out of my revolver.
 
jfroot said:
The zombie survival guide goes into great detail about different weapons and bullet calibres that are most effective. As only a brain shot will kill a zombie they actually recommend .22 or 9mm as the recoil is very low and ammo is plentiful. Larger calibres actually suit little purpose as hitting zombie flesh has little effect. I recommend everyone pick up a copy of this book for when the time comes.
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No, it must be before the time comes. When a ravenous horde of zombies are pounding at your door, it's a little late to be starting chapter 1...
 
jfroot said:
The zombie survival guide goes into great detail about different weapons and bullet calibres that are most effective. As only a brain shot will kill a zombie they actually recommend .22 or 9mm as the recoil is very low and ammo is plentiful. Larger calibres actually suit little purpose as hitting zombie flesh has little effect. I recommend everyone pick up a copy of this book for when the time comes.
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The most sensible answer in this thread. Ruger Charger w/ a boatload of 50 round banana mags and a butler creek loader. With .22 you can carry so much. Shotguns and big bore stuff are devastating to LIVING flesh. Zombies don't care about the size of your Johnson...and deaf people don't hear Zombies coming. Awesome book, at the very least an incredibly interesting read. Go Banana.
 
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