Which is why on quite a few forums, when people talk about things that can potentially lend them in hot water, usual way to start the description of a problem is by saying "I've had a dream last night..."
"I've had a dream last night that my TT-33 went full auto. The dream scared the crap out of me. In my dream I've checked the thing out, and it was the hammer that wasn't locking back. And then I woke up...."
This way you don't self-incriminate, and if anyone pushes it's just a dream, and some times you can dream about crazy things.
*shrug*
Just a suggestion.