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cbabes said:
Don't you remember? It was on those last four targets that were to be shot on the move. I tossed some sand from my back pocket in their eyes, dive rolled, shot all four bad guys with one bullet on a diagonal shoot through and then pumped out a few push ups in celebration?
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Jeez, I just thought you had gas. There was a point where I might have been doing some tactical ass scratching last night but it might have just been the regular kind.
 
7.62mm said:
Were there any Camel's to punch?

Were you wearing split toed ninja boots...fingerless gloves....

if not....I fail to see how this was "TACTICAL":confused:
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Hey man, I hope you're not making fun of my animal brutality. I will have you know that punching a camel that the face was like hitting a cement block! I thought it was QUITE manly after wards to not have broken my damned hand, and it may have even saved a life since it was trampling on a kid at the time!
It was even a Bactrian camel (two humps) for extra tactical points.
 
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relliott said:
Hey man, I hope you're not making fun of my animal brutality. I will have you know that punching a camel that the face was like hitting a cement block! I thought it was QUITE manly after wards to not have broken my damned hand, and it may have even saved a life since it was trampling on a kid at the time!
It was a even Bactrian camel (two humps) for extra tactical points.
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All the jokes about them being ships of the desert and full of Arab semen aside, Camels have been known to carry syphilis in their saliva so punching one before it could spit at you was well called for.
 
tenexx said:
All the jokes about them being ships of the desert and full of Arab semen aside, Camels have been known to carry syphilis in their saliva so punching one before it could spit at you was well called for.
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Egad! Well it had already spit at me...and missed. This whole trampling thing was the second and final straw.
 
tenexx said:
Camels have been known to carry syphilis in their saliva so punching one before it could spit at you was well called for.
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Tell that one to your wife. "Honest dear I got spit on by a camel....so why are you phoning your lawyer?/"

I just a helleva idea for a stage. All I need is an alarm clock to time Steve as he pumps his one push up before engaging a camel with a left hook. If we are going tactical we might as well go all the way. I can hear the SO now, Give me one there David.....pleeaasse just one....the range closes in an hour.

Take Care

Bob
 
Canuck44 said:
Tell that one to your wife. "Honest dear I got spit on by a camel....so why are you phoning your lawyer?/"

I just a helleva idea for a stage. All I need is an alarm clock to time Steve as he pumps his one push up before engaging a camel with a left hook. If we are going tactical we might as well go all the way. I can hear the SO now, Give me one there David.....pleeaasse just one....the range closes in an hour.

Take Care

Bob
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Steve is just like me, Bob, our guts are a tactical advantage as we don't have to dip down so low on the pushup before we are resting on the ground.

Anyway, what is the problem?; if you don't have a bottle jack attached to your level 3a vest to help with those push ups then you are not really tactical at all are you?

I don't know about stage design as they won't let me do it again after the Benazir Bhutto stage I made up:(
 
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cbabes said:
Look dude, I don't see why methane gas cannot be tactical? It sure as heck distracts most people around me. I would rate it up there with the sand in the eyes trick.
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It is volotile, very explosive and smells bad enough to clear out 30 shooters. Next time you are getting a DQ fro circumventing the spirit of the sport by giving yourself an advantage.
 
Steve David said:
Ain't that the truth, I remember the Napanee shoot, the Napanee SO course, and all those night at TMC...........! H:S: cp: :puke:
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Hold the phone. Am I to understand that this individual was capable of affecting the course of fire with flatulent odor alone? As one of the mentally crippled individuals that had the misfortune of growing up in Napanee, I happen to know that the club is just about a click downwind of a freakin' GARBAGE DUMP.

Impressive. Most impressive.

(but stink bombs still don't make the tactical list)
 
bluesman said:
Hold the phone. Am I to understand that this individual was capable of affecting the course of fire with flatulent odor alone? As one of the mentally crippled individuals that had the misfortune of growing up in Napanee, I happen to know that the club is just about a click downwind of a freakin' GARBAGE DUMP.

Impressive. Most impressive.

(but stink bombs still don't make the tactical list)
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You understand correctly, but he is still a great guy.
 
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