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Got Juice?

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A Little about me. I love: Fuzzy Bunnie Slippers, Knitting and Tofu. I hug trees and don't step on insects. I bend with the wind, give freely to GreenPeace, Support the Global Warming Initiative, David Suzuki, and Wendy Cukier.

Oh Crap, I just puked into my mouth a little bit.

Now for the real me.

Hello, Juice here.
I love things that go boom, and things that go zoom.

Fast Diesel Trucks, Guns, and Women. 3 things that are either constantly breaking down, costing money, or on rare occasions working to perfection.

I despise bunny hugging, tree kissing earth muffin do gooders who haven't a clue about where their food comes from or our consumable goods come from. They usually drive a Prius, and tend to think the the Nickel batteries in their car are somehow greener than burning biodiesel.

But I digress.

I love Guns. Some of them I even shoot, some are just to look at, but like women, all have a personality of their own.
I love women. As long as they are not Liberal. Or Scientologists, or Earth Muffins. I have been known to make a mistake or 2 with both and boy have I learned. Typically I have learned to tell them that they are broken and need fixing, and they cannot pay me enough, for long enough to really help them. And they seem put out when I suggest a hot water lobotomy and 3 hours spent listening and watching Ted Nugent would be good for them.

I love fast diesel trucks. There is something so 'wrong' about making 7000+ lbs of vehicle lay a smackdown on a high dollar Porsche/ Viper/ Vette/Lambo.
It's fun, and that makes it mo gooder. And the right thing to do at the dragstrip.

Anyhow, I am learning IPSC, know a little bit here and there, and just enough to hold up my end of a conversation in guns, and hope to learn more here by osmosis and a little good natured ribbing.

I am PRO CCW, and believe that our government is spending too much of our tax dollars making us a nanny state that depends on the suckling teat of the government to dictate to law abiding citizens what is right and wrong.

Further to that, Realize that communisim is the effect of forcing the public to be equal using the 'rule of law' as a de facto weapon. So that non conformity becomes a criminal act in and of itself.
I often wonder why we don't call ourselves Kandians, or live in the Peoples Republik of Kanada sometimes.

Love the website, there seems to be some very good minds on here, (or at the very least, like minded) so that's that.

Cheers!
 
Through my entire day of browsing these forums, I think I've seen the quote of the day.

"I love women. As long as they are not Liberal. Or Scientologists, or Earth Muffins."
 
Through my entire day of browsing these forums, I think I've seen the quote of the day.

"I love women. As long as they are not Liberal. Or Scientologists, or Earth Muffins."

LOL, T- Shirts 5.00 :)

I know....so many sig lines in there

Welcome aboard! That was good reading.:D

Earth Muffins.....LMAO...that is rich...

Until you are down on one, and realize it really is DIRT down there, and that ain't right.... sheesh, how do you give an earthmuffin the runs?


Soap and Water.:eek:
 
Anyone who don't hug bunnies is no friend of mine!
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Have fun on the forum Got Juice.
 
Anyone who don't hug bunnies is no friend of mine!
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Have fun on the forum Got Juice.

Will do. It's nice to find an 'idiot free' forum nowadays.

Reminds me of Al Bundy. He was at some paty held by some aerobics group or something and this hottie in a tight outfit came over with a plate of muffins.

Her. "Fat free Muffin?"
Al. (with a big grin) "Yes........ yes you are"

I remember that episode. Niiiiice looking spandex. For once a set of spandex that isn't screaming.... just hugging.
 
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