Pieces Of Eight And Pieces Of Chit...

Glenfilthie

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Ya know fellers, if there is a new gadget or gizmo that pops up in the Gun Geek Forest - I am on it like flies on a turd. Cost is no object; nor are the scars from the old lady's rolling pin when she hears about how this fool and his money got parted.:owned:

I bought one of those new fangled electric powder measures where ya just type in the charge and modern science does the rest to dispense the charge and weigh it. When those high end cleaning rods came out I was on them like ugly on an ape and promptly bunged up my old lady's fine little .22 CZ rifle with it and got my gong rung again! When I regained concsiousness I managed to extract the rod and went down to by one in .17 calibre just so I could clean her rifle for her. Do any of you guys suffer from such spousal abuse too? I complained to the cops about it but they just laughed and said if my body ended up in a dumpster they would call it a justifiable homo-cide and give the old lady a medal!:mad: Bastids.

So when I spied an M16 chamber brush I figured I could safely buy it and put it to work on my AR15...but the fuggin thing has some weird milspec thread that doesn't fit my fancy cleaning rod! Doh!!! I should have just pitched it in the garbage but I have a special stash for all my gun junk that didn't perform as advertized, or stuff that I buggered up and was too embarrassed to show the gunsmith or my shooting buds - and I was going to deep six this POS there.

Fast forward a couple years...and I found out the thread on this brush fits a cheapy pistol cleaning rod I have. And I'll be damned if that M16 chamber brush doesn't work wonders on cleaning the chamber portion of the 45 ACP barrel on my HK USP!!! It does a better job than even a 45 cal brush! I'll be damned! Sometimes the good guys DO win once in awhile.

So what kind of junk with no redeeming value are you hoarding in your 'junk pile'? I have old slings, solvents of dubious origin, swivels, shotgun chokes for guns I no longer own, ammo that is over 20 years old and probably a collection of dead birds and rodents that got trapped under the debris!

I think we need an EE for this stuff where we can sneak it out of the house before the old lady sees it and gives us hell for it. And if you grab something off it - you can smile and tell your wife that the price was right and not worry about getting clobbered for it.

Recycling is the way of the future, dontchya know...:stirthepot2:
 
Hilarious ! I know what you mean tho' - I have stuff in the gun box that I pick up look at and say ( sometimes aloud ) " now what the fcuk was that for again?"
 
I too suffer from the same desires but i don't have a "significant other" that i need to appease or get authorization from, so now i have : a gun room, a motorbike room, a work related room, a tv/computer room and a misc. hobby room.

My biggest problem is deciding which room do i store the "new fangled shiny doo-flunky that i just had to but but will probably never use....

I find myself looking at the 2,000,000 candle power rechargeable flash light that i bought a couple of months ago and see that dust has started to settle on the top of the unopened box as a "case in point".
 
In terms of junk... I usually end up giving it away or tossing it (usually cheap items). If I see a useless, crap-tastic item it reminds me of the waste of money I lost on it, so, gone is better.

1911 frame buffers comes to mind... oh, adjustable gas block for mini-thirty is another one.
 
i rethread all of my cleaning accessories to 8x32 regardless- that's probably the thread on your m16 chamber brush- it's also the thread on MOST cleaning rods- 2 second job with a t&d set- if it don't fit MAKE it fit- there ain;t no 'WIERD MILSPEC THREAD " out there- i go back aways and the thread is always and will always be 8/32-my m16 rod is that and so is my m14 and m1 -just different diameters of rod- but the threaded parts are always 8/32- unless you have a norc m305, and then it SHOULD BE rethreaded to usgi mil spec
 
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