Need a good comeback for anti coworker.

[gth]

This douche is walking around the office quacking about the archery season (quebec-moose) being open and how he's worried about getting shot with an arrow.

All kinds on comments like "Well if I come in with an arrow sticking out of me you will know why..... ha ha ha".

Gotta shut this dude down.

 

[crazydave]

Tell him no one would shoot a moose that ugly.

 

[pharaoh2]

Only someone so stupid to make such a comment would be so stupid to actually do it.

 

[casterpollox]

Tell him no one would shoot a moose that ugly.

Awesome...

get him one of those novelty arrows that you put over your head to make it look like he was shot with an arrow.

 

[Fozy]

or...you could just shoot him with an arrow...that would shut him up...

 

[tripod1]

Tell him the only arrow he will recieve is one from cupid (big boy) blow him a kiss for a extra touch. That should stop him from farting in church.

 

[casterpollox]

tell him the only arrow he will recieve is one from cupit (big boy) blow him a kiss for a extra touch. That should stop him from farting in church.

cupid??

 

[AWOL]

Seriously, I would never dignify him with a response. Ignor him and he will go on looking stupid all by himself.

 

[MagnumPeanut]

Seriously, I would never dignify him with a response. Ignor him and he will go on looking stupid all by himself.

This

 

[Zner]

Tell him no one would shoot a moose that ugly.

This has my vote

 

[falconmst]

Seriously, I would never dignify him with a response. Ignor him and he will go on looking stupid all by himself.

Same

 

[sherlockbonez]

I would hang a pic of a deer you arrowed on your desk.

 

[gth]

I ended up getting him pretty good infont of a pile of people.


I said the season is open for moose, not gray haired old hippies so he should be safe..........

 

[beaarthur]

Tell him he's safe because there is no season for Rat.

 

[beaarthur]

^^or chickens.

 

[mxracer328]

i can send you a 10pt rack to make into a helmet, give it to him and tell him it will keep him safe

 

[Mount Sweetness]

ignore the idiot, not worth your time, clown

 

[scruffee]

i can send you a 10pt rack to make into a helmet, give it to him and tell him it will keep him safe

Ill take them lol good rattling antlers!

 

[Dench]

stab an arrow in his desk

 

[Grouse Man]

Weasels are trapped, not shot. He'll be safe.