Need a good comeback for anti coworker.

[Pickles]

Make a big moose lasagna and bring it to work for everyone.
He'll feel left out when everyone raves about the taste.

Maybe bring him a piece of tofu.

 

[Kc.338Lp]

This douche is walking around the office quacking about the archery season (quebec-moose) being open and how he's worried about getting shot with an arrow.

All kinds on comments like "Well if I come in with an arrow sticking out of me you will know why..... ha ha ha".

Gotta shut this dude down.

When you bag your (insert animal here) you could sneak into his office and put the Head (or gentials) on his table and leave a note saying "thinking of you" ....

 

[hakx]

This douche is walking around the office quacking about the archery season (quebec-moose) being open and how he's worried about getting shot with an arrow.

All kinds on comments like "Well if I come in with an arrow sticking out of me you will know why..... ha ha ha".

Gotta shut this dude down.

"Maybe if you dropped a couple of pounds...or at the very least showered... you wouldn't be mistaken for one"

 

[hakx]

"The size of the moose depends on his hammer - and your not legal. Don't sweat it"

 

[hakx]

"I didn't know they showed ### #### in the woods. I can't see any other reason why you would be outside?"

 

[Duncan Idaho]

There's always the direct approach consisting of a "FaQ"

 

[hakx]

"Oh come on, there's been numerous weekends that you've been stuck with something on the weekend. We just pretended not to notice".

 

[fogducker]

my comment to #######s like that...

if i wanted to hear from an an ####### i,d fart

that shuts them up every time

 

[sunray]

Tell him an arrow won't penetrate that much fat.

 

[EvilDezel]

my comment to a**holes like that...

if i wanted to hear from an an a**hole i,d fart

that shuts them up every time

Another one of my favorites is, "If a**holes could fly this place would be an airport."

 

[M12shooter]

This douche is walking around the office quacking about the archery season (quebec-moose) being open and how he's worried about getting shot with an arrow.

All kinds on comments like "Well if I come in with an arrow sticking out of me you will know why..... ha ha ha".

Gotta shut this dude down.

Just a big wind bag. Statistically his chances of getting killed by an aircraft wheel falling through the roof would be better.

 

[ali68]

Make a big moose lasagna and bring it to work for everyone.
He'll feel left out when everyone raves about the taste.

Maybe bring him a piece of tofu.

don't tell him it's moose till it's all gone.

 

[BigUglyMan]

Tell him that the arrow would go right through. Then show him.

 

[powder burner]

tell him the moose you just shot saved him a pile of money on car insurance.

 

[canuck98k]

Tell him: "Moose season is the least of your worries. Pussy is open year 'round."

 

[AWOL]

Tell him: "Moose season is the least of your worries. Pussy is open year 'round & I got my sights on your wife"

Fixed it for you...

 

[sillymike]

When I come across some anti-hunting folks... I just brush them off telling them they aren't men enough to kill their own meat. That's why they have to go to the grocery store... and let someone else do the dirty job.

By the way, you should remind him to return his man-card

 

[kevguy]

This douche is walking around the office quacking about the archery season (quebec-moose) being open and how he's worried about getting shot with an arrow.

All kinds on comments like "Well if I come in with an arrow sticking out of me you will know why..... ha ha ha".

Gotta shut this dude down.

gun him down

 

[moose_hunter]

Bring an arrow and broad head to work and explain to him hom the penetration trhough his lungs will kill him, in fact bring a few and tell him what his personal preference to be shot with is.

 

[Grouse Man]

Um, some very bad ideas here guys. Do not joke even remotely about shooting the guy.