Indeed, the worst fudds believe it is in their best interests to appeal to the scared liberals, by playing the role of the harmless trap shooter, who enjoys the finer things in life. He drinks expensive cognac by the fire, and his faithful old hunting dog, Jep, is by his side always. Scared liberals have nothing to fear from this man! He summers with David Suzuki in Barbados! He throws coins to the young urchins on the street there, and tips generously.
Though his guns go bang as well as the next mans, your lifestyle and choice in firearms makes him angry, as all the hard work he does to fluff up his image can be crumbled by the redneck and tacticool ar guys in their camo. the only solution is to make the guns that scare the liberals (and frankly, he is a little scared too!) illegal to own, as long as he can enjoy his toys without those annoying other guys giving him such a bad reputation he is very happy.