Drive till you see gophers, then knock on the door, introduce yourself and ask if they have some gophers you can shoot. Works everytime. Unless you look like Charlie Manson.
and dont forget your rubber boots right now.Please don't make a mess - bottles, cans, empty ammo boxes, food containers, etc. Boozing while shooting may seem to be the thing to do - according to some - but it is not.
Thanks mom. I'll be home before dark too.

Sorry to hurt your feelings. You can clean up after the last guy....



























