How much ammo did you reload for today's apocalypse?

Well I just learned that apparently if you are an atheist you are safe...

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Not too sure if I still have faith (courtesy of the results of the federal election in Quebec), so I'll keep on reloading ;)
 
I just got back from a run...please, please, please tel me I didn't miss it...I did, didn't I?? GREAT, Just GREAT, missed the effin end of the world...did anyone PVR it?
 
peter2772000 said:
That slimey ole bastard made $80 million off've all the hype as well. I guess the end of the world can be profitable for some....

Believe it or not, my gf's eldest son is literally terrified that it really is the end of the world today. He's been anxious about this date for the last 2-3 months. He's driving his own gf nuts about it. So a month ago I decided we were all going out to a fancy restaurant on this date, my treat. You know, to sorta celebrate having been here on earth.

My only hope is that if the end of the world really is today, it'll wait 'till after supper, but before I get the bill. :p
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He was wrong once before.;) wanna bet he'll try again - best 3 outa 5.:p
 
This thread is based on the ramblings of a preacher who claims to be able to predict the end times. His false statements run against what the Bible says about this very thing. He cannot predict the time, nor can any man.

Note in the following text we are warned to watch against those who would deceive us and how in vs 36 it states that "no man will know".


Matthew 24

3. And as he sat upon the mount of Olives, the disciples came unto him privately, saying, Tell us, when shall these things be? and what shall be the sign of thy coming, and of the end of the world?

4. And Jesus answered and said unto them, Take heed that no man deceive you.

5. For many shall come in my name, saying, I am Christ; and shall deceive many.

6. And ye shall hear of wars and rumours of wars: see that ye be not troubled: for all these things must come to pass, but the end is not yet.

7. For nation shall rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom: and there shall be famines, and pestilences, and earthquakes, in divers places.

8. All these are the beginning of sorrows.

9. Then shall they deliver you up to be afflicted, and shall kill you: and ye shall be hated of all nations for my name's sake.

10. And then shall many be offended, and shall betray one another, and shall hate one another.

11. And many false prophets shall rise, and shall deceive many.

12. And because iniquity shall abound, the love of many shall wax cold.

13. But he that shall endure unto the end, the same shall be saved.

14. And this gospel of the kingdom shall be preached in all the world for a witness unto all nations; and then shall the end come.
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23. Then if any man shall say unto you, Lo, here is Christ, or there; believe it not.

24. For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect.
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36. But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only.
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peter2772000 said:
That slimey ole bastard made $80 million off've all the hype as well. I guess the end of the world can be profitable for some....

Believe it or not, my gf's eldest son is literally terrified that it really is the end of the world today. He's been anxious about this date for the last 2-3 months. He's driving his own gf nuts about it. So a month ago I decided we were all going out to a fancy restaurant on this date, my treat. You know, to sorta celebrate having been here on earth.

My only hope is that if the end of the world really is today, it'll wait 'till after supper, but before I get the bill. :p
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...........How was dinner?
 
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