Prelude to Hunting Season - Let's Keep it Clean Here this Year

wow, being taken serious on the net :)
my self confidence soars





I thought douche came from potugese language, my bad(1st time I heard it was from a prokchop friend of mine, he was very fond of that word, therefore I made an assumption its a portugeese sware word)
 
powdergun said:
I'll start :

Two weeks ago I shot spike bull elk at 650 yards. I was using my 30 30 Remlin with open sights. The sight picture was a bit fuzzy as I was driving all through the brush in my Hummer and was drinking some Jack Daniels.

I hit it in the guts ( I love electric rifle rests ) so it walked for at least half a mile before it lay down in the middle of a local petting zoo. I finished it off with my 460 weatherby mag. Good thing I was using nosler partitions so I got enough penetration. ( No more ballistic tips for me ) However, too much of the meat was spoiled so I just threw it in some brush.

I came back the next week to where I had thrown the carcass with my AR hoping for some yote action. Instead there was a sow with cubs over the carcass so I thought I would use my bow. I only shoot a 30 lb pull because of an old shoulder injury. I hit the big one but it ran off. After being on the blood trail for a good 15 minutes I gave up. After all it was a solid effort for trying to retrieve wounded game.



P.S. Sarcasm mode set on high
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Lol, thats my brother in a nut shell if he started hunting
 
rem338win said:
Shoot man, the treestand is too far from the truck......so I bought a quad and drive to it now. Hung a pulley and winch my size 48 ass up that tree. Giggity man, I had to have a custom cord made to plug in the 12v on my quad to the mini fridge too. Roughing it man, but I git'r'dun. Of course this is all super easy now that I'm packing my 4.786lb Custom 300 RUM. Don't even know it is there.
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HAHA! YES! i eagerly await all the pics of spotted deer and dead bears with their faces smeared in day-old honey crullers. bring on the blaze orange!

;)

I haven't seen any threads recently where the poster complains about the lack of ###XL tactical gear. those are a personal favorite :)
 
Amphibious said:
HAHA! YES! i eagerly await all the pics of spotted deer and dead bears with their faces smeared in day-old honey crullers. bring on the blaze orange!

;)

I haven't seen any threads recently where the poster complains about the lack of ###XL tactical gear. those are a personal favorite :)
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Shoot man, me and my family will look like a gathering of obese pilons surrounding a well rubbed shaggy teddy bear.
BTW has anyone seen any 5x12 sheets of the new Realtree camo? I need a new set of custom coveralls, and my tailor can't find any ground blinds to poach it from.
I do gots my custom ghillie suit still; straight up 80sq/ft of grassy leafy hardcore kill'em and grill'em baby.

Keep your whirly-bird warm there amphib, I only shoot big deers with my custom handloads, and if it more than 500ft from the quad trail, I may need an airlift.
 
rem338win said:
Keep your whirly-bird warm there amphib, I only shoot big deers with my custom handloads, and if it more than 500ft from the quad trail, I may need an airlift.
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Y'er gettin' too far into the bushes. Jus' hunt from the road like I does. The side mirror makes a good rifle rest.
 
Kevguy kept it so clean that he got banned for his comments on the Somalis! Let's turn his thread into an orgy of insults!! ;)
 
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