Don't sweat it! I'm the admiral of thread pirates. In fact, I go out of my way to bring the inane and un-expected to every thread, using a team of writers and researchers to provide material that is only vaguely related to the topic. I've been trapped in my bed for years due to my immense bulk, and this place is the only attention I get from human beings, other than the girl that mops between my flaps. I also am a member of 11 online support groups, and I think they are starting to realize I can't be a ###aholic, kleptomaniac, and confined to a bed, so I'll probably post here more often.
