Ha! I see what you did there!
I broke my sternum and clavicle a couple of years ago, and glibly explained to my wife that I needed a new gun to make shooting possible during recovery. She gave me the stink-eye, suggesting that surely something in one of 5 gun safes/cabinets would serve the purpose. Desperate (I think I was probably doing the Homer Simpson eyeball-snapping-back-and-forth thing), I began to methodically run through guns, one at a time, explaining in detail why each one was unsuitable. After 4 or 5 examples, she rolled her eyes and walked away...
...and a new Mini14 Target came to live at my house! You know...small, soft-shooting cartridge...heavy and gas-operated, both reducing recoil...easy to scope...really, I couldn't afford NOT to buy it...
If I ever break a leg, I'm gonna get me a new quad!
I broke my sternum and clavicle a couple of years ago, and glibly explained to my wife that I needed a new gun to make shooting possible during recovery. She gave me the stink-eye, suggesting that surely something in one of 5 gun safes/cabinets would serve the purpose. Desperate (I think I was probably doing the Homer Simpson eyeball-snapping-back-and-forth thing), I began to methodically run through guns, one at a time, explaining in detail why each one was unsuitable. After 4 or 5 examples, she rolled her eyes and walked away...
...and a new Mini14 Target came to live at my house! You know...small, soft-shooting cartridge...heavy and gas-operated, both reducing recoil...easy to scope...really, I couldn't afford NOT to buy it...
If I ever break a leg, I'm gonna get me a new quad!




















































