Do I need to see a doctor???

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I`m starting to think I have something seriously wrong with me. First, it started with buying a 22-250 to kill time coyote hunting. Second, I inherited an old lakefield mossberg mark 2 and then all heck broke loose.
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Is there a creme or ointment to help out or do I live with this problem the rest of my life?
 
Well.....you see doc.....I just can`t control myself. I start to tremble, white foam starts at the corners of my mouth, I start to see double....then I hear a sound almost like a cash register going "ca ching" and then my wallet instantly seems lighter. The g/f hates it cause my new purchases get rubbed more than she does and I seem to pay less attention towards her.....at least thats what she says.
 
darcy32171 said:
Well.....you see doc.....I just can`t control myself. I start to tremble, white foam starts at the corners of my mouth, I start to see double....then I hear a sound almost like a cash register going "ca ching" and then my wallet instantly seems lighter. The g/f hates it cause my new purchases get rubbed more than she does and I seem to pay less attention towards her.....at least thats what she says.
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Turn her into your wife and you won't have to worry about it!!
 
You don't need a doctor, you need some guns. I see a handfull of rifles, mostly .22's and one pellet gun. That's sad. I'm almost tempted to send you a few of mine. What are you going to to when the zombies come? Hope they're gopher zombies? You'd best talk to your girl, and explain the seriousness of the situation. Does she expect guns to be available after the walking dead break down your doors, and snack on your brains? Paint yourself up like the undead, and lunge at her while she sleeps, that way she'll appreciate the need.
 
5440fight said:
You don't need a doctor, you need some guns. I see a handfull of rifles, mostly .22's and one pellet gun. That's sad. I'm almost tempted to send you a few of mine. What are you going to to when the zombies come? Hope they're gopher zombies? You'd best talk to your girl, and explain the seriousness of the situation. Does she expect guns to be available after the walking dead break down your doors, and snack on your brains? Paint yourself up like the undead, and lunge at her while she sleeps, that way she'll appreciate the need.
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Good point and the 22-250 wouldn`t be good at close range either.
 
Yes you need to see a dr. Why you may ask? Because there is only 4 22's and once centerfire. 5 just wont cut it. He will write a prescription for at least a few more.
 
That's a good start though. Tell her you want a tank, or an Rpg-7, then compromise for a VZ-58 and an AR-15. Get them both, put pink grips on one, and tell her it's so that she can survive the zombie onslaught, because you don't want to survive without her. That way, you get the guns, and the nookie, plus when the zombies do show up, they snack on that neighbor with the yappy dog that always gives you that dirty look when you practice your racing techniques.

By the way, I'd stay away from the doctor. Those people are way more dangerous than guns.
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You don't need to see a doctor, you need 2 things: A better job (regardless of how good the one you have is, there is never enough money for guns...) and a good gun dealer...
 
Just wait till you get into black rifles and long range... you think you're sick now? I have individual guns worth more than my truck and I'm always looking for more. Basically, your f**ked. Tell your gf she'll get hers when precious is clean. She'll either leave you or become your wife. Either way is good for your gun collection. Not meant as legal advice.
 
The OP needs no second job.
The gerrly gerrlie friend does........dag nabb it.
Don't be pester'in around with chit yu don't know.
If she's complain'in, the gal needs a couple more jobs.
You you sir, need sum trader rating.
Yup, with "he was shuuure qwik tah pay".
 
kamlooky said:
The OP needs no second job.
The gerrly gerrlie friend does........dag nabb it.
Don't be pester'in around with chit yu don't know.
If she's complain'in, the gal needs a couple more jobs.
You you sir, need sum trader rating.
Yup, with "he was shuuure qwik tah pay".[/QUOTE]

And ah could shore help the yunggin out with a trader rating!
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