Do I need to see a doctor???

Hmmm, classic case, I think you should try out an SKS, that should dull the pain a little, you know, ease it, because, you have the bug my friend, sorry to say, no way around it, so, after that, my suggestion would be to decide which way your disease has gone, centre fire, semi, bolt-action, shotgun, pump, semi, RPAL, your gonna have to see how far the sickness has gone, welcome to the clinic, you will get much help here.
 
I hate to disagree with all the other guys, BUT. You have a problem, send me you small pitiful collection and take up yoga with the girlfriend.:D Just kidding, go forth and buy a nice wingmaster 12 ga. Then there are the dredded black rifles and you are down the slippery slope with no hope of recovery.
 
I am a doctor, ###### or Cialis works, it has nothing to do with guns, it simply serves to distract you from the illness. The only other medical cure I have seen work with some success, was a referral to Dr. Jack Kavorkian. Your illness can be contageous, depending on how long your contact is with others during an outbreak, and is only terminal if poorly managed. Outbreaks can be both frequent or infrequent, triggers are unknown. Good luck, wish you well.
 
I would go for a CZ semi auto shotgun, or a SKS next.... Maybe some reloading equipment...
Ummm got that covered:
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Dr. Dizzy, I believe, has prescribed the use of ###### or Cialis. ***These drugs are contraindicated for your condition!!! Use of them may result in personal injury to yourself in the event that you slam the door on your gun safe while under the influence of one of these drugs!!

Furthermore, in my practiced opinion, you are experiencing a normal, healthy interest. If this develops to the point where you eschew women, food, intoxicating liquors, fast cars, and the company of fellow enthusiasts, then you might consider that you have a problem.:rolleyes:
:cheers::cheers:
 
I`m starting to think I have something seriously wrong with me. First, it started with buying a 22-250 to kill time coyote hunting. Second, I inherited an old lakefield mossberg mark 2 and then all heck broke loose.
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Is there a creme or ointment to help out or do I live with this problem the rest of my life?
Once you get the cure contact me ASAP I might be a compulsive serial buyer like yourself. Noooooo I just aquired another one oh the humanity make it stop make it stop. The horror... The horror
 
Dr. Dizzy, I believe, has prescribed the use of ###### or Cialis. ***These drugs are contraindicated for your condition!!! Use of them may result in personal injury to yourself in the event that you slam the door on your gun safe while under the influence of one of these drugs!!

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Dang, forgot about the dreadful side affects of heavy door slamming on affected 'member'. Merck manual ommitted that near fatal se.
 
I wasn't going to be a gun nut, but its waaaayyy more addictive than I thought. I came in thinking I'd get a bolt action 22 and call it a day.

1 month later I get:
- mossberg 500 which I returned
- 10/22
- EOTech 512
- Troy T22 chassis
- 550 rounds of various high quality 22lr
- licenses for small game and wolf/coyote
- call around for gun ranges

And within that time I changed my mind at least a few dozen times about what I wanted.
 
One of the best quotes I've learned on CGN "Don't be gun rich, and house poor"

Acquire-itis is a real affliction! There are various fevers associated with the ailment including Cooey-fever, Mossbergitis, and Savage-osis. All are strains of the same virus. There is very little available for cures. You can abate some symptoms by using little lead pills, prescription based on caliber! Enjoy what you have before getting more. Easy to say, hard to do.

If you find yourself debating on a loaf of bread vs.ammo, insulin vs. a scope, breathable air vs. range time it may be too late!
 
I`ve been thinking of getting a patent on the idea of making a new air freshner that smells like my gun cleaning supplies.....yeah, I think I have it bad.
 
Today I look and I was in shock....I ONLY had 1225 22 shells left in stock. Had to run and buy 1050 more. Those shells are like crack to an addict....hate to get low.
Can you tell I`m not prejudice.
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I owned more firearms than that before I hit my teens....

Until you stop buying safes and cabinets and upgrade to a whole room to store firearms, you are still in diapers, :p
 
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