Sasquatch, why can't we hunt them?

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i heard about sasquatch being protected by international law.
why? those are big monkeys, groundhog are more endangered than sasquatch...

in fall season you can almost walk on them.
would be good eating too!
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They can't be hunted because anyone who believes there are "sasquatches",
more than likely has a lose screw and shouldn't be handling firearms anyways.;)
 
I may or may not have been in a camp where a newb shot a Sasquatch, thinking it was a bear. The semi-auto .45-70 blew both back legs off, and the three shots through the ribs/front shoulder meant all that was left was the backstraps. But, not being wasteful, one of the old sourdoughs decided to cook 'em up. He declared it the best eating he'd ever had, except for maybe some fish ducks.
 
seen one carrying a small dog down the side of the road this past weekend. mind you I did have a few drinks but I know what I saw! coyotes take a small dog and theres an uproar wanting them gone. sasquatch takes one and nothing..........it may have been a hippie to for all I know it was dark after all
 
If you shot one and brought it back to town, You would be famous. If it turned out to be a guy in a suit, you would be jailed. It pays to be sure!
 
TheCoachZed said:
I may or may not have been in a camp where a newb shot a Sasquatch, thinking it was a bear. The semi-auto .45-70 blew both back legs off, and the three shots through the ribs/front shoulder meant all that was left was the backstraps. But, not being wasteful, one of the old sourdoughs decided to cook 'em up. He declared it the best eating he'd ever had, except for maybe some fish ducks.
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I was duck hunting last year with two other guys. Ducks flew over, all three of us shot once. The other two guys missed entirely, but I managed to shoot three with that one shot!
 
shredder0 said:
If you shot one and brought it back to town, You would be famous. If it turned out to be a guy in a suit, you would be jailed. It pays to be sure!
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What you need to do is get a FEMALE sasquatch suit. Then you can get up close and check for zippers. Not recommended during sasquatch mating season.
 
Ok guys.

Let's just pump the brakes for a second here..

First off, I've grown to prefer the term north american woodland ape. Nominclature is a big sign of respect.

Second, please don't shoot. I'm just doing my thing. I don't bother you, so what gives.

Can't we all just get along!
 
Sasquatch, why can't we hunt them?

Of course you can. Where have you been, everybody knows that!
No special permit required; free access day & night on crown land, National Parks & wildlife reserves; prohibs and restricted permitted.
Last year I chased mine for 2 hours at night with the jeep & pursuit lights on. What a hoot!! Got him twice with the AR10: blew his left knee on the 1st one and vaporized a hip with the 2nd one but the darn thing kept going. Finished it ethically with the .44 mag.

I have pictures but they are way too blurred or out of focus to be posted. Prolly 'cause of all the beers & scotch we had before, during & after the hunt.
 
A buddy of mine slept with a female one once. We dropped her off at her home and thankfully he didn't hear from her again. He does hear about it from me from time to time though.
 
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