Sasquatch, why can't we hunt them?

[2strklvr]

You guys are too funny. Everybody knows that Sasquatch are inter-dimensional beings. You'd need bullets with the ability to vibrate at a different frequencies than the one our universe vibrates at in order to hit anything moving in & out of or through parallel realities. This applies to Sasquatch, Moth Men, Yeti, Shadow People, various sea monsters and most Aliens. Didn't anybody pay attention to this stuff when they covered it in the hunter education course?

 

[MIRAMICHIER]

We got the here in NB there called a Samquatch you can't hunt them being they could be somebody's wife.

 

[UR2X3M4ME]

A buddy of mine slept with a female one once. We dropped her off at her home and thankfully he didn't hear from her again. He does hear about it from me from time to time though.

That is what true friends are all about. Keep up the good work, your friend needs you.

 

[little bear]

There are a lot around here; best place to see em is ladies night at the local pub.

 

[hawk-i]

A buddy of mine slept with a female one once. We dropped her off at her home and thankfully he didn't hear from her again. He does hear about it from me from time to time though.

I heard it was more of a tag team event...so let's not put all the blame on buddy.

 

[ipscgraz]

The province does not allow squatch hunting because it is too difficult to tell bucks from does when they are out of focus.

 

[CreamySmooth]

F@@k that! Eat a big smelly monkey!?!?!? Not this cowboy.

Besides chances are the survivors would see to it that you die via bunga-bunga during your next & last hunting trip!!!

Bunga-bunga. Yes!!!!

 

[Pistonbroke12ga]

They're hard to shoot, they only live in out-of-focus areas.

F@@k that! Eat a big smelly monkey!?!?!? Not this cowboy.

Besides chances are the survivors would see to it that you die via bunga-bunga during your next & last hunting trip!!!

What you need to do is get a FEMALE sasquatch suit. Then you can get up close and check for zippers. Not recommended during sasquatch mating season.

A buddy of mine slept with a female one once. We dropped her off at her home and thankfully he didn't hear from her again. He does hear about it from me from time to time though.

There are a lot around here; best place to see em is ladies night at the local pub.

I'm in frickin' tears here!!! BWAAAAAAHAHHAHAHHAHAA<breathe!> hwaaaaaaaaaahahahhaa<snort!!!!> There are some funny dudes on this site!

 

[MattW]

A buddy of mine slept with a female one once. We dropped her off at her home and thankfully he didn't hear from her again. He does hear about it from me from time to time though.

Oh man, good one.

 

[rustysdream]

A couple of years ago I made a bait for them with a pile of banana and monkey pictures hanging from the tree. Man, they had a party that night. Foot prints all over my tree stand. I got a bunch of pictures on my trail cam but they found it and stole the memory card. Bastards!

 

[colonel3006]

We pulled into a house one time asking permission to deer hunt there and a female answered the door.I got back to the truck and said did you see that sasquatch at the door.He says no way that was a sasquatch,way to hairy.We still aren't sure what it was.

 

[caramel]

Shot one last year while deer hunting... Nope no more they taste like snit... JP.

 

[Yoteboy]

If you were to eat one I wonder if it would taste like chicken ?

 

[TheCoachZed]

I was duck hunting last year with two other guys. Ducks flew over, all three of us shot once. The other two guys missed entirely, but I managed to shoot three with that one shot!

Totally. It was the same situation in my case.

 

[Mil Specs]

They are preserved for english nobility to hunt, I am pretty sure there is a LEH draw if you are a Duke or above. The rest of us are just too common to get an invitation .

 

[Scuttlebutt]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMm1YTd8lHM

 

[the spank]

They're hard to shoot, they only live in out-of-focus areas.

Maybe using a quality scope like a Leupold or Zeiss would help??

 

[czechsanchez]

Lloyds of London has a 1 million dollar prize if you can prove its existance, so just shoot it and pay the fines.

After watching some of the documentaries though, Sasquatch can use his mind powers to make you oblivious to his existence, also he can open portals to his Sasquatch dimension and go there when needed.

So good luck hunting one!

 

[Cgn99]

They can't be hunted because anyone who believes there are "sasquatches",
more than likely has a lose screw and shouldn't be handling firearms anyways.

 

[Mister Donut]

This thread is friggin HILARIOUS, haha! I fell for the Seagull thread, even thought it was serious because I am that stupid.