The Secret History of Eugene Stoner and the M16 Rifle

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So, what you're saying is, that the M-16 literally was designed to shoot into space ?

Man, just when I thought I heard everything.
Ah, it's a fun story.
 
lmcc said:
Stoner M63 weapon systems were developed to fight the undead, not aliens. (I thought everyone knew that.)

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But the Stoner 96 was built to fight aliens, zombies, AND Werewolves. It's a very optimized and generalized weapon. (Where's KevinB? lol)

And the soviets had to deal with lots of vampires in the late 40's so the AK-47 and the 7.62x39 cartridge are optimized for use against them. But by the beginning of the 70's there were few vampires left and were hidden high in the Ural mountains. Though alien attacks were on the rise, which prompted the development of the 5.45x39 cartridge.
 
Oh boy, this ought to really stir up the whack a ducks. Anybody tried editing out the header and posting it on a conspiracy forum?
 
The real secret history here is that:

Ive always known that Elvis is alive and is defending all of us on the moon from alien attack.

Hey DONT judge me.

Elvis was not an alien like most of you here think.

 
facemans said:
that was hilarious and to those who dont get it, the guy wrote this in response to another person who was an absolute conspiracy theory nut, and was trolling him
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Thats what the lizards want you to think, odd that people still actually fall for it. Did you know that most US government workers aren't in their offices? Those FEMA camps won't run themselves. you know.
Try educating yourself, infowars and David Icke will get you started, but the real truth runs a little deeper than that.
 
This is totally true!!!!

Here is a picture taken by the Mars Rover in 2010 showing a strange image in the distance....




I zoomed in and enhanced it, and this is what I found..........




Now is that Weird, or What?
 
The author is Dave Merrill...good guy. Very dry sense of humour. Was USMC, lot of time on the ground in Iraq kicking in doors. Was a small arms instructor for them for a while, specializing in foreign weapons platforms IIRC, then worked for Milcopp as a trainer.

Knows more about the AR than a dozen average B&G rifles posters here, that is for sure.
 
Google jump-room. There are a lot of stories about it. Even Obama has been to Mars according to some of them.

Must be true, they can't post anything on the internet that isn't true.
 
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